Annoying and Work: Buzzwords

Buzzwords

By Lori_ftw - 27/02/2014 03:28 - United States - Oakland

Today, my store manager thought that it would improve morale to talk in hashtags. FML

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You deserved it 3 673

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By soannoyed - 22/09/2013 21:21 - United States

Today, my brother decided it would be funny for almost every sentence out of his mouth to start with the word "hashtag". FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 725

You deserved it 4 410

By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 06:06 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML

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You deserved it 6 384

By #isthisthepoundkey? - 01/11/2013 16:49 - United States - Deltona

Today, while working customer service, I instructed a customer to press the pound key on her cellphone. She hesitated a moment before asking, "Um, the pound key? You mean the hashtag, right?" FML

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You deserved it 4 327

By goodbyepromotion - 30/08/2013 06:28 - United States - Dayton

Today, I addressed my district manager as "Dude." FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 543

You deserved it 41 855

By poop - 08/01/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 725

You deserved it 4 191

By Anonymous - 07/11/2016 15:48

Today, a customer complained that one of our cashiers smiles too much. FML

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You deserved it 809

By Anonymous - 16/02/2014 17:22 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 031

You deserved it 3 918

By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML

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You deserved it 3 942

By mockable - 06/04/2012 11:09 - United States

Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me. No one will tell me what it is, but apparently it's really funny. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 537

You deserved it 2 582

By Stu - 19/06/2012 09:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML

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You deserved it 2 767

psiloveyou15 12

Thursday 27 February 2014 12:19

#FYL

Puffytruffles 18

Thursday 27 February 2014 12:23

#poundbutton

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nick3600 22

Thursday 27 February 2014 21:05

Seriously i ******* hate it when ppl talk in hashtags

rdenkewicz 11

Thursday 27 February 2014 21:35

harmtouch16 11

Thursday 27 February 2014 22:11

#annoying #newjob #killmenow

msassman 4

Friday 28 February 2014 1:51

You mean #FML

erfyerf 14

Friday 28 February 2014 3:36

Don't yo mean #FML?

evildemonchild 18

Friday 28 February 2014 5:54

Idk why it makes me laugh when I hear your boss asking for something "Get me coffee #bossproblems" lmao

Rexor 9

Friday 28 February 2014 6:22

#Hashtag

mkayden 23

Saturday 1 March 2014 10:18

#FYL #idiotmanager #hahahaha #suckmydick #what

CommanderZooJob 8

Sunday 2 March 2014 19:08

#Quit

josh_man96 4

Wednesday 5 March 2014 23:27

I think you mean #FML

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Today, I caught my girlfriend of a year texting her ex, asking if she was enough for him sexually. He responded in detail about all their sexual activities, but she says I’m overreacting and shouldn’t keep throwing it in her face. Am I wrong? FML

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You deserved it 206

Today, I complained to my boyfriend that he won’t let me meet his family. He sarcastically replied, “What, you mean my wife and kids? You’re a mistress, remember? You don’t get to meet my family.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 99

You deserved it 1 347

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Today, after recently getting stitches removed due to a surfing accident, I had to go to the hospital again to have my eye stitched up due to an idiot who brought a surfboard to a pool, got on it outside the pool, and it slipped from under him and into my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 951

You deserved it 697

Today, I made a tasty, healthy plant-based lunch for my family. They ate a few bites, spat it out, and then went to McDonald's "to eat real food, you know, food with meat in it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 266

You deserved it 796

Today, a woman I've never met drove to the house I live in and tried to buy meth. She knew my name and I have no idea how. I retired from the Army in December and I'm in the hiring process for Customs and Border Protection. FML

I agree, your life sucks 978

You deserved it 76

Today, I woke up at 3:45 am, and got ready to leave my house before 5, since I needed to be at my new job for orientation at 6. When I got there, I realized they actually meant 6 pm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 550

You deserved it 3 175

Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML

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You deserved it 7 412

Today, after seeing that my Tinder profile has been stagnant for a VERY long time, I became desperate enough to purchase a 100x boost. The result? One of the girls unmatched me. Not that it matters. All my matches have yet to answer back. FML

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You deserved it 286

Buzzwords

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