Love, Cheating and Break-ups: Bye bye asshat

Bye bye asshat

By Sadbxtch - 09/09/2021 17:01

Today, my now-ex-fiance told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. The baby is his. The same coworker he assured me was just a "professional platonic friendship." Our wedding was set to be this Saturday. FML

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You deserved it 108

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By Broken - 03/08/2010 12:11 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 201

You deserved it 4 734

Event canceled

By Bachelorettenow - 11/02/2022 21:59

Today, I had to cancel my $15,000 wedding and send a mass e-mail to 90 guests that there won’t be a wedding. My now-ex fiance got fired from his job. Normally this wouldn’t be an issue, if it wasn’t for the fact he got his colleague pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 276

You deserved it 171

News to me

By Whitney - 09/10/2022 02:30

Today, my best friend called me and told me she was in the hospital in labor. Excited, I rush to the hospital. Once I arrived, I saw my boyfriend of 4 years in the room. I asked him what he was doing there and my friend says, “You wanna tell her or should I?” Turns out he’s leaving me for her. The baby is his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 622

You deserved it 148

By Flabbergasted - 06/02/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 771

You deserved it 2 259

By Dumped and pregnant - 01/05/2018 05:00

Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 737

You deserved it 545

That went well

By Gigi - 02/07/2021 13:59

Today, my now ex-fiancé walked out on me on our wedding day. He decided his best female friend, whom he constantly told me not to worry about while we were together, is his "soulmate." Both of them ran away together to god knows where, while I stood there humiliated in front of our family and friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 191

You deserved it 167

Trading places

By Clarie Sierra - 03/06/2021 20:01

Today, after 6 years of dating, 2 years of marriage, a daughter and another one on the way, my husband decided that he’s "not the one for me" and told me he was leaving for his co-worker who he’s only known for a few months. Apparently they’re more "meant to be." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 291

You deserved it 341

By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 234

You deserved it 483

By Elayne Warthen - 25/04/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 271

You deserved it 540

By Marcella - 24/10/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 577

You deserved it 4 460

Steve Béldi 3

Thursday 9 September 2021 19:17

Wow! You really dodged a bullet there! They deserve each other.🤣

Plop 17

Thursday 9 September 2021 18:21

On the bright side, you're not really losing much here...

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Plop 17

Thursday 9 September 2021 18:21

On the bright side, you're not really losing much here...

Steve Béldi 3

Thursday 9 September 2021 19:17

Wow! You really dodged a bullet there! They deserve each other.🤣

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 September 2021 22:19

Dodging a bullet means coming out of a situation unscathed. I think getting to a few days before the wedding is pretty scathed! To keep up the firearms analogy, the OP has a recoverable gunshot wound, instead of a fatal one.

Ellimac21 14

Thursday 9 September 2021 20:06

I'm sorry this is happening to you; you have dodge a massive bullet here though. I hope you can get a refund for your wedding. If you can't you should still go and enjoy the venue and food with those who are dear to you. Even with his family if you like them. Still a nice way to see everyone. Talk trash about your ex. A lot. So everyone knows what a scumbag he is.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 September 2021 20:44

On the bright side, maybe you could be his side piece. You don't really want to be tied to someone who is too dumb to know what "platonic" means. It'll also be a nice way to get back at the woman who stole him from you -- plus she'll have to wash his dirty drawers while you occasionally bang him.