**** McGee

By titillating - 12/03/2012 04:28 - United States

Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush, the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML
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btstig 11

The collar of your shirt got caught in his grill?Where you checking your teeth in his headlights?

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TiffTiffGirl 0

Y U NO WEAR BRA? Lolcatzz xoxo im sorry to hear some weirdo saw ur boob but next time wear a bra honey!!

VoIdemort 0

OHMYGOD!! your English!

RussianFox 13

What's wrong with his English exactly?

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

14 How dare you call pikachu a cat. That's extremely discriminating to their species.

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zombicidal 11

because no one wants to paint a mouse yellow

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xCrazyMexican 4

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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oOxMERROxOo 0

Who says the guy's a weirdo? He just some normal guy. You're a ******* illiterate piece of doodle pie.

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ALpein 0

Lolcatz? That is not even the correct meme.

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drdraaman 0

It actually don't sound to bad. Recipe ideas

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Jiplo 18

first, the correct term would be lolpikazz. second, WTH is doodle pie? if it tastes good, GET ME A SLICE!

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btstig 11

The collar of your shirt got caught in his grill?Where you checking your teeth in his headlights?

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mel_aka_mic 5

Or he has an enormously large truck.

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pinkcrayola 0

Or She could be the enormously large one.

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skullcandifiedDJ 5

Well it was definitely a "FTW" for that guy in the truck. Too bad it's a "FML" for you though...

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btstig 11

I didn't even notice 110. Thank you.

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gntfmlingnow 12

She checked her teeth in his headlights, and in the end he checked her headlights out

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sexxxyyyyyy 0

Boner. Nuff said.

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Branflakes78 13

Creep. Get a girl and you can do that all you want

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aaalllliiiii 6

I know what is OP was an ugly or fat chick wouldn't wana see that man take a joke I've probably seen more **** and got more pussy than you and hot girlstoo

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ddeathbombb 5

Wtf you don't even know if she's you're age or even cute

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linkinpark98 23

Boobs are boobs.

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aaalllliiiii 6

130 she can't be younger than 16 and cover the face do the base 138 my point exactly unless old and saggy

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Alelol 3

Something like that happens to all of us dw OP your not alone

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coried91 28

I've never had my chest flashed to someone unless I did it myself. What the hell is wrong with you?!

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lucy_hewitt15 6

He parked there on purpose! Haha

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laurbear12 3

How would he know that was going to happen?

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ankoku 2

For $50 I'll rig up your truck to do the same. There is good money in it!!

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RodderstheLegend 5

In my head : sexy lady with nice boobage. In reality : You are probably a fat chick.

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Crazberry 5

Reality: You are single and never passed the second grade because you use words like "boobage". In my head: Pretty much the same... Except you occassionally go "OMG boobies!!!!!!! *motorboat*" when you see a pair on tv.

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kooochris1995 14

Yeah ^ if she's fatter they will be bigger

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Kayokku 1

^ Yeah, but then they get all dangly :(

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Vierness 3

Bigger is not always better.. Specially in this case

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MikeDa1Da 14

Sorry 15, but the overweight women are making accounts to thumb you down. And to all of those people that say "everyone is beautiful," shut the f*** up. Not everybody is aesthetically pleasing so stop f***ing saying it. 22- and using words such as "boobage" doesn't make a person unintelligent. I'm in the 11th grade, recently scored a 2210 on my SAT, and I love boobage. There, I said it. 28- there is a lot wrong with fat people. They use up resources and generally drain public healthcare by getting diabetes. They are fatuous (see what I did there) and smell bad.

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PYLrulz 17

114 - You might have smarts, but you DON'T have tact.

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MikeDa1Da 14

• A 2009 study by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, along with RTI International (a nonprofit research group), found that the direct and indirect cost of obesity "is as high as $147 billion annually." The study was based on figures collected in 2006. • The study found that in 2006, obese patients spent an average of $1,429 more for their medical care than did people within a normal weight range. That is a 42 percent higher cost for people who are obese. I'm not being an asshole, I'm being real. There is a difference.

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beyondep 6

128- Let's see you pull up statistics to prove that they all smell bad, then I'll be impressed.

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MikeDa1Da 14

Not all obese people sweat more than all thin people. Each of us reacts to our environment uniquely. However, there is a medical basis for the finding that more obese people sweat more than their thinner counterparts. It's a simple question of physics. Thin people have less volume inside their bodies, so they have a relatively larger surface area compared to body volume. Obese people have a relatively larger body volume compared to surface area. Therefore, what seems to be the "extra" sweating is just a way that bodies of more voluminous people get rid of unneeded body heat than those with less volume. Source(s): I'm a physician with over 20 years clinical practice. Increased sweat = smell. They don't ALL smell bad, but generally speaking, obese people have a bad smell. Impressed?

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coried91 28

114- I'm diabetic and I'm not fat at all. I find that offensive.

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MikeDa1Da 14

160- The diabetes must be draining your intelligence because I was talking about the overweight people who contract diabetes later in life as a result of over eating and high intake of sugar. And the fact that you are offended just makes you a bitch.

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Fml_FTW228 10

114- I partially agree with you... but, then again in the one comment you said you were in 11th grade. Then in another post you said you were a physician with 20 years of clinical practice but, if you're in 11th grade you shouldn't even be 20 years old. Why lie?

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MikeDa1Da 14

It was a quote from Yahoo answers. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

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steelx3 4

I'm gonna go ahead and thumbs up this comment. Let the neg rep come!

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steelx3 4

Holy crap! That chick from the jersey shore just got pwnwdahajslcldb!

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steelx3 4

We already acknowledged that this situation would be terrible for dispute what the observer felt. Considering utilitarian view, not only had she been thinner would she have most likely lived a healthier lifestyle, but the dude could've had a rather interesting highlight of his day despite her shame. Considering the opposite, if she had been overweight, she would most likely yield a higher probability for various poor health conditions on top of her humiliation, not to mention atop that, the man probably didn't even feel remotely aroused. In terms of happiness, thin wins 1 > 0.

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