Caine

By dogless - 04/12/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, I found my pitbull after three weeks of frantic searching. When we returned home, I put out food and water for him. I went to get him and found him in my room, wagging his tail at me. He'd peed on my comforter, freshly folded clothes, and new 60-dollar winter coat. Welcome home, Caine. FML
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_Athena_ 10

So...put them in the washing machine? It's not like he destroyed some priceless original painting you had at your house or anything. He peed on some of your stuff; something that's completely and easily fixable. At least you got your dog back.

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cristy91 33

Pit bulls aren't bad dogs. It depends on how you raise them. Obviously if you raise a dog to fight (which is what most people assume all pit bull owners do with them) then yes, they are mean. Most owners DO NOT do that though. If you raise them right, they are sweet dogs. Just because the media portrays them as horrible killers does not mean they are. Also, I know many people who own that type of dog, so I'm not speaking jibberish.

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wearinsexypants 0

i don't think the value of the coat had anything to do with it, you're just trying to get more sympathy, when in fact 60 bucks is pretty cheap for a winter coat.

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rxxk 0

WTF $60 is cheap for a winter coat. Were you trying to lower the value we imagine of the coat in our minds as we read this?

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Finoewae 0

Put that wretched animal to sleep. : |

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Intoxicunt 5

Because it's totally reasonable to kill a living creature for taking a piss. By your logic, we should kill our children when they have bathroom accidents too? ****. I hope someone puts YOU to sleep.

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jopayne 0

You ******* suck. Who are you to put anything down? Seriously? Kill an a living creature for peeing? I would agree with the other comment about you being put to sleep. But you probably deserve a worse treatment than that. Maybe fed to a rabid dog?

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MetalLetteRaver 0

You're a pathetic, ignorant ******* ****. You should be put to sleep, bitch.

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myballs 0

Lol @ the retards commenting on this. Pit bulls aren't bad dogs; blame the niggers that raise them to fight.

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oh_dee 0

WHERE DID YOU FIND A 60 DOLLAR WINTER COAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!

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