Dogs, Cars and Animals: Call the cops

Call the cops

By sammatthews2007 - 25/02/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 21:30

Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 20:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 23:56 - United States - La Verne

Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML

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By VtecKickIn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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By GotMyBitchBack - 05/09/2013 11:02 - United States - Zanesville

Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML

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By BrutallyBlonde - 31/12/2009 00:03 - United States

Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML

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By stinky skunk - 05/09/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

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amelinat 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 12:46

The crazy woman needs professional help - call the police, get your dog back and get her sectioned.

curious_missy 1

Wednesday 25 February 2009 12:21

FML for the getting back of puppies!!! UNITE!!!!

Comments

xaphon 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 18:04

there must be something she cares about that take it and threaten her or better yet act like your sorry and rly like her and since shes crazy she will probably believe you and when u convince her to give you your dog back dump the bitch and get the **** out of there

mister_moops 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:51

wtf? call the cops. what a crazy bitch.

banana2022 4

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:10

Oh my gosh, thank gosh you got your dog back! I am SO happy for you! Shit man, that was absolutely horrible for her to do. I hope everything goes well for you and your case! :) Seanna

willma 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 13:10

" i have no dog and a colorful car" sorry but **** that is funny

N0Luck 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:31

next time bring a gun and shoot back

rvn_heart 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 22:36

Definitely call the cops and press charges.

rectim34 0

Friday 27 March 2009 17:11

ouch dude, you ever think of a rescue plan?

manowar13 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:43

you prolly got dents from that shit too my nice mercedez got paintballed; dents all over one side, but i'm takin down the ******* that did it Grab that bitch by the hair, rip her pants off, shoot her ****** from the inside with the paintball gun, THEN break it in the street. tell the cops that she's so mentally deranged that she also injured herself to feel good

okaywell 0

Monday 30 March 2009 8:16

get a ******* real gun and shoot her up.

harley07babe 0

Monday 6 April 2009 11:24

*sigh* some people are just too creative for their own good now-a-days... In a situation like this, you have to resort to old-fashioned war tactics... Barricade her in her home. Get a 10-20 of your buddies out there with paintball guns, secure a perimeter her house and take shifts. DO NOT LET HER LEAVE. eventually she'll run out of necessities and HAVE to compromise. Then she can't call the cops for trespassing, stalking, etc because she stole your dog, and this also keeps you out of trouble for aggravated assault and such.