Dogs, Cars and Animals: Call the cops

Call the cops

By sammatthews2007 - 25/02/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML

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You deserved it 7 497

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By ciararow - 14/04/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 21:30

Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML

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How dare you?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 20:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 23:56 - United States - La Verne

Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML

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Bad boy

By VtecKickIn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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By GotMyBitchBack - 05/09/2013 11:02 - United States - Zanesville

Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML

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Caught in 4K

By BrutallyBlonde - 31/12/2009 00:03 - United States

Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 56 786

By stinky skunk - 05/09/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

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amelinat 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 12:46

The crazy woman needs professional help - call the police, get your dog back and get her sectioned.

curious_missy 1

Wednesday 25 February 2009 12:21

FML for the getting back of puppies!!! UNITE!!!!

Comments

SookMauNoots 0

Friday 19 June 2009 19:50

what a crazy bitch

homeboy2k7 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 18:21

Your a pussy ydi

LittleNicky 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:04

Thats Theft. If you call the Police you could get her in the ******* hole for: Destruction of Property, and Breaking and entering, and Theft.

SaintJimmy 0

Friday 26 June 2009 6:07

Wow she's a ******* psycho. Call the damn cops man. Throw her ass in jail.

tina_xox 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 7:15

omg that sucks i hope ur dog bites her nd yee buhh still call the cops she sneak in ur house ruined ur car nd stole ur dog so yehhh if i were u i would the cops man shes psycho ehhh poor dog i wonder wat shes doin to him/her u should rly call the cops i think u can sue her lol

furismurder 4

Saturday 5 September 2009 8:17

and probably even animal abuse

Justcrazydog 0

Friday 2 October 2009 18:36

**** THAT if my Ex ever took my dog chewman i would run straight over to her house and ******* go Rambo. IF i were you i would've drove the ******* car through her front door and parked on her psyco ass **** that. Edit - What happen to the dog o.O

scott_m319 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 22:09

Hey. Geniuses asking about what happened: the drama ended at comment 116. It's already been resolved. Read through stuff before you post. @OP: So glad that you got Sparta back!! FYL but thankfully it worked out. You won, man.