Call the cops

By sammatthews2007 - 25/02/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML
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amelinat 0

The crazy woman needs professional help - call the police, get your dog back and get her sectioned.

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curious_missy 1

FML for the getting back of puppies!!! UNITE!!!!

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kairey324 0

so update us!!! what happened with your dog??? did you get it back??

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zimdelinvasor 0

Call the cops. Did you get the dog back, is it alive?

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ohguru 0

reminds me of a short story by atwood that i just read. except it was a cat. you should go and paint ball her back.

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kbtoys 2

What a crazy, psycho bitch. Glad everything worked out alright! Hope you pressed charges.

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tifferneelee 0

i think 90% of women are like that, shiet

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yuyo_fml 0

get your homeboys and trahs out her house and obviusly get ur doggie back

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Heatstreak 0

GG go back with a more bad ass paintball gun

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littlec_fml 0

#22 maybe the bitch was just psycho

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FML2233 0

Wtf??? First I would have called the police!!!! ITS COMMON SENSE! Kidnapped dog by crazy ex-girlfriend who shot paint balls at my car = Police.

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