Can't buy me love

By Anonymous - 27/04/2021 22:59

Today, my girlfriend saw my secret money stash for emergencies and broke up with me, after calling me a greedy asshole and not telling her before. According to her, we could have taken a lot of trips around the country, because, "your money is mine, too." We dated for six months. FML
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alex_jaguara 32

And that's when you know she was only in it for your money. Lets assume she is capable earning her own salary. Why didn't she treat you to a trip on her expenses?

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Ambrily 27

Be glad she's your ex.

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princess98 8

Dodged a bullet I'd say!

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Ambrily 27

Be glad she's your ex.

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alex_jaguara 32

And that's when you know she was only in it for your money. Lets assume she is capable earning her own salary. Why didn't she treat you to a trip on her expenses?

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Bogrbon 27

That was never gonna end well, if 1. in 6 months of dating she thinks she owns you and 2. she has no notion of a rainy day fund or saving for the future. Best luck finding someone worthwhile and my condolences to whoever's the sap who ends up with your ex.

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Brightside86 30

Good on you for keeping is a secret. I'm really focused on early retirement so I'm really bad about being excited and sharing good financial news.

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princess_stabitty 20

You really should count yourself lucky that she only break up with you - and not stole your money, and then break up with you.

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wawa_sxm 15

Lucky you...many would have taken the money spend it and still break up

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VnD 12

Be glad OP! The trash took itself out!

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Jonkbaby 22

Go out for an expensive dinner and send her a selfie

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