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I'm sorry but it's time to move on. She's not interested and is married. You're only depriving yourself of meeting someone else whom you could have a rewarding relationship with.
You can always become her side piece. Your common workplace serves as a nice cover for a lot of your shenanigans. ;)
Seems like your perfect woman - unattainable. She'll never be able to reject you for you. You'll never have to live with her annoying habits, or weird quirks. You'll only get the socially acceptable, best face forward version of her that you can keep on that pretty little pedestal you built her. Please consider therapy, before you die alone
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I'm sorry but it's time to move on. She's not interested and is married. You're only depriving yourself of meeting someone else whom you could have a rewarding relationship with.
Seems like your perfect woman - unattainable. She'll never be able to reject you for you. You'll never have to live with her annoying habits, or weird quirks. You'll only get the socially acceptable, best face forward version of her that you can keep on that pretty little pedestal you built her. Please consider therapy, before you die alone