By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
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meggieeeee92 27

I would request a new roommate. That is disgusting. Who does that?

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shinikageWolf 15

God forbid they move their ass a bit and shit in the toilet like a normal human being.

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meggieeeee92 27

I would request a new roommate. That is disgusting. Who does that?

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ohSNAPyall 26

Someone who should not be living in the dorms.

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pandalover69 26

Why is #27 down voted, it's true. Trust me.

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ArturoRamirez 16

I just realized, where did the roommate shower if the bathtub was full of crap?

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shessohighh 10

I am really hoping OP meant to say "sitting" and got auto corrected. D:

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jojimugo 20

#38 when someone is ******** in the bathtub I don't think showering is high on their list of things to do

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Frammy007 7

Yes, in the real world you can get out of your lease simply by requesting your landlord kick them out and find you a new roommate!

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Xkillz302 10

serial killers , lunatics , social path, psychopaths

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EKDH 11

Wtf! That calls for a major intervention and new roommate. And a lot of gas masks

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JustinJK 21

They might be in an apartment with a lease agreement. might not be able to just get a new roommate

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Lanker 17

#3 OP is also gonna need a new bathtub.

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shinikageWolf 15

God forbid they move their ass a bit and shit in the toilet like a normal human being.

342 1
man_in_black08 28

That is a violation in the room mate agreement!

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Uuuuxc 7

that is a violation of a lot of things. Number one being common human decency

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tazmanmike2013 17

Sounds like your roommate needs a little "wall to wall counseling" before you put them on the street.

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The_Avatar 22

I threw up a little in my mouth... Fyl op

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LowExpectations 30

There's a button for throwing up in your mouth? Ew.

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The_Avatar 22

Hahaha for some of these i totally feel there should be

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thinblue32 15

Makes me wonder what happened to the toilet..

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PhilSnake22 13

By the sounds of it, absolutely nothing at all.

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pandalover69 26

Most people don't have that luxury. Either your really lucky or you still live with your parents.

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elcee1987 18

I'm with #9. I choose to skimp a bit and pay for my own apt now than have roommates ever again. Bitches be crazy.

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Flaming_Pandas 15

Wow good one man I just laughed my ******* ass off at that work of art. Keep up the great puns. -No one ever

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theaaxis 27

OP did it themself this time! Pay a tad more attention ;)

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