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Can you smell that?

By ToNumbToSmell - 30/06/2017 19:43

Today, I went to the dentist to get impressions for my permanent crowns. My nose is now numb. FML
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You deserved it 549

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Chronomay 20

To be fair my dentist was making sure not to hurt me but still it was a weird sensation.

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RichardPencil 30

Sounds like a The Weeknd remix: "I can't feel my nose when I'm with you."

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johnnyswallop 18

After moderating the FMLs on an almost daily basis, I have to wonder how something this hum-drum makes it through when there are far more hilarious incidents that don't get published. Sometimes, 1 or 2 FMLs get published in a day and there are 5-10 really good ones that have been submitted. I'm sure this experience was disconcerting, but it pales in comparison to someone's car getting smashed in a parking lot.

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RichardPencil 30

Sounds like a The Weeknd remix: "I can't feel my nose when I'm with you."

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species4872 19

Be thankful it's just your nose and not something at the other end.

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Cali 54

What business could a dentist have at the other end?

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species4872 19

Who knows but the throat leads somewhere down there.

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jamielusions 19

I mean.. that's what anesthesia does.. Sucks, but it's supposed to happen. I'm guessing thats what you mean.

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OnlyNeko 13

I'm KiNDA sorta THiNKiNG that they may have MiSSED all together HaHaHaHa

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F.I.R.E.S.T.O.R.M 4

Dude ******* chill

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Lalala579121 27

If they missed then surely this FML would be more than "my nose is numb."

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Chronomay 20

To be fair my dentist was making sure not to hurt me but still it was a weird sensation.

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Hgbest11 6

do you maybe mean "TooDumbToSpell"?

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johnnyswallop 18

After moderating the FMLs on an almost daily basis, I have to wonder how something this hum-drum makes it through when there are far more hilarious incidents that don't get published. Sometimes, 1 or 2 FMLs get published in a day and there are 5-10 really good ones that have been submitted. I'm sure this experience was disconcerting, but it pales in comparison to someone's car getting smashed in a parking lot.

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boopingsnoot 24

I've had my ear go numb when I was having work done on a molar. Which feels even *weirder* with earbuds in.

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