Animals: Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat....

By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

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By kittydead - 29/01/2009 01:05 - Canada

Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've been crushing on for a while. At one point we started talking about pets we'd had. I wanted to show my sensitive side, so I told her how I sadly had to get my beloved cat euthanized earlier that week, and had buried her in my backyard. Her response? "Ew." FML

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By SophieGray - 20/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML

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By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

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By catstew - 02/10/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 07:00 - Estonia

Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML

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Poor good boy

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By Mortified - 24/02/2017 20:00 - United States

Today, I attended my girlfriend's mother's wake. When I walked up the three-step platform the casket was on, I tripped, fell over the edge of the casket, and head-butted her mother's corpse. The adhesive holding one of her eyes came undone. FML

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Tuesday 10 February 2009 1:37

Oh my god, ha-ha, thank you! I hope you took pictures, because that would've been the ultimate "FAIL" picture of the internet :D

kitz 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 13:22

HAHAHAHA! Dude that made me laugh hard, thanks ^ ^

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Tikal_fml 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 1:37

Oh my god, ha-ha, thank you! I hope you took pictures, because that would've been the ultimate "FAIL" picture of the internet :D

averageirishman 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 22:49

that would be hilarious funniest FML I've ever read

bbyjoy 4

Wednesday 17 October 2012 5:11

A definite fail. Wow, op, you must have been reallllly drunk. ;)

LivingLouder 7

Wednesday 10 July 2013 1:17

Omg that would be the best

blah_blah_shity 0

Friday 13 February 2009 4:12

haha stoopid

Kulawend 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:57

HAHAHA!

PSAATS 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 6:25

Gross! HAHA

sm1094 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 23:07

ahahahhahahahah. this probably just made my day.

kitz 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 13:22

HAHAHAHA! Dude that made me laugh hard, thanks ^ ^

onluckiest 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 6:19

lmao at #1

lifepwns 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:44

lol way to go LOLOL

POORLiLSTELA 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:32

oh my God! why the hell didnt you check before sending her out to see the 'grave' JEERRRKKKK!

jlarae12 10

Sunday 13 January 2013 4:12

Have you never been drunk??...

tyralpha 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:44

BWAHHAHAHA!!! God, I'd kill to get a picture of that!

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