Careful

By me. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while driving, I slowed down and made sure I safely went by a pedestrian, and in the process rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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ninjuh_wingman 29

Thats why you should also pay attention to other cars.

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MadameMiller 6

Must have been a very attractive pedestrian to distract you that much. ;)

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Krirn 21

Not only did you ensure that pedestrian's safety, but you gave them a story to tell their friends and family. Very nice.

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tigrouficele2012 44

How on earth do you rear-end someone by driving more slowly?

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CallMeBloo 31

I was confused by this as well. Either the person can't tell a story, or they're an even worse driver than I thought.

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gonad_gobbler 1

I don't see how this can happen, perhaps op wasn't in a car when he rear-ended the person? ;)

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Enslaved 36

Were you checking out a hot female jogger or something? Rear end collisions.... automatically your fault!

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cheefer 0

Actually, I saw a man second guess running a red light. He then proceeded to reverse to get out of the intersection, thus hitting the car already stopped. At first glance you would assume it was a rear-end collision.

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Enforcer 7

instead of trying to pass the pedestrian i got a better idea. how about you just STOP

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RedPillSucks 31

You were checking out the "pedestrians" rear end and in the process, rear-ended a complete stranger. Seems like you should stop thinking of rear ends. Yes, I'm a pervert.

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