Careless Whisper

By ihatejasonderulo - 02/09/2014 15:32 - United Kingdom - Hounslow

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Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me. Her response was to impersonate a saxophone. FML
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Malicious_Clam 6

There is a song where they say "talk dirty to me" and then a saxophone starts playing. They play it on the radio frequently. It's a pop song.

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OnlyAvailableID 28

She didn't even have the courtesy to make saxophone noises at the drive in or the old man's car.

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foxwasalamb 24

damn. i cant make sax noises. good for her

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ohSNAPyall 26

Don't feel too bad. It was just cymbalic.

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AH1Zviper 15

Talk dirty? "Well you can start with the dishes, then you can vacuum the whole house, and don't forget to clean the litterbox." That was the last time I asked someone to talk dirty to me.

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i_h8t_everything 12

And the last time someone will ever talk dirty to you

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mikerockks 6

Feel bad for you. Your gf has no taste in music.

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olpally 32

Well, she sucked the fun out of that one. Ugh. Lol. That's when you walk away and shake your head in disbelief.

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the_underscore 6

Well as long as she plays careless whisper, I'm ok

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worldclassrager 39

Alto tenor or baratone? Either or they have different levels of saxiness

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Klima_fml 29

I laughed at this a bit more than I should've

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