Intimacy: Catboys rise up - FML

Catboys rise up

By CatWoman - 11/02/2010 05:33 - United States

Spicy

Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML

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Just Caturday things

By JJBones - 29/06/2012 10:03 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2010 07:08 - United States

Spicy

Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML

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The Lovecats

By HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

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Alexa, play "You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties" by Jona Lewie

By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML

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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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Nice guy

By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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Facebook of what?

By TheOtherWoman - 18/01/2013 17:21 - United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare

Spicy

Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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By crazycatlady - 19/11/2012 16:15 - United States

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

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Creeper alert!

By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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By ConfusedFiancé - 29/10/2017 22:00

Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML

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summerloolooloo 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 12:16

How is that bad?

Wooddaver 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 13:53

haha "Tim is in a relationship with Mr. Sprinkles and it's complicated"

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tikimuppet 11

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:21

So? My cat has a facebook page and loads of my friends added her. One is even "married" to her =P It's just a bit of fun

monop_fml 1

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:30

No need to be so judgmental. Besides, cats are better than women.

cowycal 4

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:51

That'd not bad, my ex had a facebook page for her oboe case.

cakezorz 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:57

ermmm.... didnt you get to chose wether to hook up with him??...

tubesocks_ 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:09

That just makes him even awesome-er.

Luckster 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:12

What's the big deal? I have a facebook page for my fish. My FISH! I have it because I rather spam my Fish' page with the new photos of him throughout the months rather than my own photo albums, plus it's fun to make status updates of what you think he's thinking.

Luckster 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:16

nvm, my comment returned.

VIPJellyBean 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:19

His name doesn't happen to be Ben Shevah, does it?

MysteryJoker 5

Thursday 11 February 2010 23:46

I have a suitemate that has a facebook page for his stuffed turtle. I see no fml here.

scorpio82 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 23:54

YDI for being dumb and easy.

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Today, I told my wife I had a huge Zoom interview and could not be disturbed under any circumstances. Nevertheless, she called her mom, got into a screaming argument the interviewer could clearly hear, then came into my office to cry on my shoulder. She doesn't understand why I'm furious with her. FML

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Today, I brought home my new boyfriend, who happens to have an eyepatch. Despite repeatedly telling them not to, even threatening punishment, my daughters, ages 9 and 11, would not stop calling him "Cyclops." He’s mad at me for this. FML

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Today, I've realized years of my mom and my grandma constantly "jokingly" touching me inappropriately has caused me to develop a defense mechanism where I jump out of my skin whenever anyone touches me unexpectedly, or gives me physical affection in any form. No one believes this when I tell them, because I'm a guy. FML

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Today, I thought I felt something itch my butt as I sat down on the toilet. Sure it was just my imagination, I did my business. When I was done I saw there were 4 cockroaches crawling under the seat. FML

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Today, I took my four year old son to the playground. When it was time to go, he squirmed out of my arms back to the jungle gym. Not being the type of mother to put up with bad behavior, I swatted his rear and told him we had to go. That's when I realized I'd just spanked the wrong child who was wearing the same coat as my son. FML

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Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML

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Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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Today, besides the fact that I hate Christmas since my parents divorced, my mom told me she can't come this year with my sister because of no money. We even offered to pay for their tickets, but she won't come because of the "last minute" stress. Fuck this year. FML

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