Intimacy: Catboys rise up - FML

Catboys rise up

By CatWoman - 11/02/2010 05:33 - United States

Spicy

Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML

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By JJBones - 29/06/2012 10:03 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2010 07:08 - United States

Spicy

Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML

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The Lovecats

By HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

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Alexa, play "You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties" by Jona Lewie

By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML

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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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You deserved it 5 290

Nice guy

By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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You deserved it 7 708

Facebook of what?

By TheOtherWoman - 18/01/2013 17:21 - United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare

Spicy

Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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You deserved it 3 336

By crazycatlady - 19/11/2012 16:15 - United States

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

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You deserved it 18 423

Creeper alert!

By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 1 068

By ConfusedFiancé - 29/10/2017 22:00

Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML

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summerloolooloo 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 12:16

How is that bad?

Wooddaver 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 13:53

haha "Tim is in a relationship with Mr. Sprinkles and it's complicated"

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hockeyhouse 5

Friday 12 February 2010 0:36

Can't vote without knowing if you knew this before or found out after.

lepercaunsal 0

Friday 12 February 2010 0:52

y sid u hook up with him then?

kukid45 0

Friday 12 February 2010 1:23

is this Sarah Sherman?

Toxxic_Blackout 0

Friday 12 February 2010 2:08

snickerdoodles ftw you are all just jealous of the Grammar (did I spell that right?) Queen Snickerdoodles!! All must bow!!! anyway while it is kind of unusual, I think it's funny if they have a Facebook page for their cat.

blingblingbling 0

Friday 12 February 2010 2:08

LMFAO niiiicce

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Friday 12 February 2010 2:54

I have to click YDI because if you're shallow and mean enough to find that a "FML" worthy thing, then you deserve to have people clicking YDI. What's wrong with the cat page, biatch? Everyone with a heart has one.

shadevil75 6

Friday 12 February 2010 3:12

Is his name Andy and does he live in Louisville, KY?

Reh548 0

Friday 12 February 2010 3:19

so? my cat has a facebook. nothing wrong about that

sandyman000 0

Friday 12 February 2010 3:31

that's kinda cool

glock17wielder 0

Friday 12 February 2010 3:35

Oh crap. I too have made one for my cat.

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Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

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Today, I woke up with the flu that causes me to throw up violently until I dry heave and can't breathe. I told my mom I would rather have the runs, and not even a minute later, I got them. So now if I move too fast, I throw up, and if I don't move fast enough, I shit myself. FML

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Today, I woke up with bronchitis and hemorrhoids. I'm getting married in 3 days. FML

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Today, I checked for the third time this week if my package that 'arrived' five days ago had been found. Not only was it a different employee at the concierge desk, meaning I had to explain everything again, but they told me the same bullshit about how it's "not their fault". The package is my new phone. FML

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Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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Today, I stayed home from work because I'd had diarrhea for 24 hours and my gut felt horrible. I decided to at least enjoy some sun on my back porch in my swing chair. I stepped on an old board and my leg fell through to the knee, I couldn't move, and I was home alone. My neighbor cut the board that got me out. FML

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Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend's family, and he was saying how well his driving lessons are going. During this conversation his mum told him to "stop blowing your own trumpet." He replied, "If I could do that, I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave him a high-five. FML

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Today, my mom claimed that lactose intolerance is a "myth" and told me to drink my damn milk because it's good for my bones. FML

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