Kids: Catch!

Catch!

By babybreath - 03/06/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my baby cousin. I was lying on my back playing with her, while holding her up in the air. As I was doing that, I made cooing noises and funny faces to get her to laugh. She laughed and threw up in my mouth. FML

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By Username - 06/11/2010 05:18 - France

Today, I was playing with my four month old daughter, flying her in the air like an airplane. I open my mouth saying 'Weeee', and she vomited on my face. FML

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Classic mistake

By Katy - 14/02/2023 18:00

Today, after I finished giving my baby a bottle then burping her, I lifted her up and was bringing her in for kisses. As I was doing this, I felt this warm liquid hit my lips and slide into my mouth. I instantly pulled her back and she'd vomited. It took everything out of me not to vomit myself. FML

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Karme is real

By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, I held my cousin's new baby, whom I have nicknamed Canteloupe Head. He then reenacted the Exorcist by projectile vomiting all over my lap and shirt. His mom is a firm believer in karma. FML

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By emily074 - 23/08/2015 03:13 - United States - Salem

Today, the nine year old girl I was babysitting got the hiccups, so I told her to drink some water upside down to cure them. She ended up vomiting on the floor. FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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By Monroe - 23/06/2011 22:30 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

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You ******* idiot

By Handuh15 - 31/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was babysitting with my best friend, watching my one-year-old cousin. We thought it would be funny to say a bunch of swear words in front of him, since he didn't know how to talk. Five minutes later, guess what his first word was? And guess who won't be invited over for a while? FML

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5-star meal

By storyofmylife - 15/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML

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By brittsters - 04/09/2015 17:46 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I went to visit my mom and my 3-month-old sister. I picked the baby up, totally unaware that she had just eaten. As I went to give her a kiss, she vomited straight into my mouth. Let's just say she wasn't the only one who puked. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 12:00

Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML

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brittanycraze 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:05

Thats gross.

kelllieeee_ 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:09

how could he/she deserve that? whats wrong with you peopleeee lol im sorryyyy, hah thats really grosssss

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brittanycraze 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:05

Thats gross.

shreena112 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 3:25

something just like that happened to mee!

SaMmIMonster96 6

Friday 2 March 2012 18:44

If you think that is gross, you will not want kids..

kelllieeee_ 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:09

how could he/she deserve that? whats wrong with you peopleeee lol im sorryyyy, hah thats really grosssss

Euroguy20 0

Monday 15 November 2010 8:28

Oh yeah wake up yea!! Love jersey shore lol

Zenma 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:10

Mmmm.. Protein!

stiles_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:11

yuuuuuuuuuummmm

MiniFil 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:14

You should of spit it out right back in their face, babies like that kind of stuff. Ming Ming!

crazyjack 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:17

Eww, babies can sometimed really be a pain... Guess you shouldn't lether go on a roller coaster when shes older xD

glamourful 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:26

#6 - you know nothing about babies obv. OP - it happens.. sucks it was in your mouth, but generally when you tip babies upside down or up the the air or w/e they throw up. My friends 5 month old kid was just sitting on my knee last week and randomly threw up his lunch (mmm regurjed milk...) on my leg...

f_mylife24 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:26

pukeeylicious =) you probably fed your cousin and didn't let her digest it before holding her up in the air.

cutecarebear 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:32

OMG! :D I love you for sharing this! About ten years ago this happened to me with my brother. I seriously thought I was the only one and my mom never let me live it down.

AlfonzoRex 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:48

#11, Obviously the little girl couldn't help it. It was no ones fault really, Shit happens. I mean, what's so bad about making a kid laugh and giving them a good time? ..Even if it leads to someone else's vomit in your mouth. FYL