Sports, Awkward, Parents and Love: Catch!

Catch!

By Jaxter - 18/03/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I was walking up to girlfriend's house when her terrifying Marine Corps dad threw a football at me. Not being very athletic, I surprised myself by catching it. He gestured for me throw it back and I watched it spiral wildy to the left and hit my girlfriend's mom in the face. FML

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You deserved it 15 024

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Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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You deserved it 356

By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 22:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad at a tennis game. I could tell he despised me from the start, but it only got worse when I played him. He smashed the ball at me and I went to hit it, but I missed and fell over, tearing my arm up on the gravel. He had a smirk on his face for the rest of the day. FML

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You deserved it 4 243

By fuck - 21/04/2012 02:48 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML

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You deserved it 4 078

By Ohfman117 - 11/08/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

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You deserved it 71 790

By mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

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You deserved it 1 231

Watch your step

By the guy that didn't get his kiss - 25/06/2021 16:01

Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML

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You deserved it 149

Power move

By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

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You deserved it 1 783

Badass

By batter--up - 17/02/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom was over on the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said, "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

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You deserved it 2 702

Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 47 211

By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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You deserved it 38 618

mylifesucks_alot 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 16:48

I sympathize. I'm a girl. I'm straight. However, I have the football-catching abilities of a sack of flour. Throwing is something I am even worse at. I feel bad for you because her scary father is probably going to get a whole lot scarier after this instance :(

Soak 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 16:47

You must have scored some brownie points with that =)

Comments

poopy910 8

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:34

ohhh... good impression? lol

stolen_sammich 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:54

lol, sounds like a scene out of a bad date movie.

kellster 2

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:27

Hahaha, that sucks!! When I was in eighth grade, I scored MAJOR points with my entire class (sarcasm!) when, at a party, I flung a frisbee and watched it wipe out an entire table of open bottles of pop, glasses, napkins, bowls of chips. I literally knocked it all off the table with one single frisbee throw. And that's certainly not at all where I was aiming for it to go!

Teresa_fml 4

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:31

LOL @ #27! Marines are all bark and no bite, trust me, I know several. They try to act all big and tough, but, just like the rest of us in the military, they're not.

MissFortune_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:38

Well if something seems like it's going too good, it probably is.

sensual_kidney 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:51

lol is you some sort of retard?

FuzzMonkey09 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:59

I never knew it was wrong for men to not how to play or like American football.

TraeThaTruth 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 8:39

It's alright bro...I'm sure not everyone learns to play sports. Some of the guys posting on here have to make fun of somebody cause they're insecure little pricks.

TraeThaTruth 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 8:49

Hey wrestler, Just cause you like grappling with other sweaty men doesn't mean regular people wanna do that shit. I knew a wrestler back in high school and he was a dick. No one liked him cause he was always trying to act tough and pick on people. Punk got his ass kicked after ****** with too many people. I'm always happy to beat the shit out of someone that picks on people minding their own business. It might happen to you someday when someone doesn't want to put up with your inbred ass.

Teresa_fml 4

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:22

#59 - I'm #58, the one that said that people in the military aren't tough. I've been in the military for 10 years, so I know that we are tough in the sense you were talking about, but that's not what I was talking about. I just meant that the OP shouldn't have been so scared of his girlfriend's dad just because he's a Marine. I'm sure like every other Marine I know, he's a nice guy.