Dating and Love: Catfished

1. FYL 2. I've been dating online ( yes I said dating!) with my bf for almost a year now an if u don't like it then suck it :) 3. I've done this before except I pretended to be a 15 year old bisexual boy. Good times 

rightonlooser 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 23:38

i love your username

MarkXVII 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 2:24

That kid has no life. I feel sorry 4 you.

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Today, my daughter found a hair baked into the crust of her pizza. Grossed out, she put it down the garbage disposal, but I told her to dig it out so we could get a refund. After dinner, she came looking for the saved pizza crust. I was baffled about where it was until I realized I'd eaten it. FML

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Today, I should probably throw out my old, torn dress as my boob popped out to say hello to a passing car. FML

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