Pranks, Scams and Love: Catfishing 101

Catfishing 101

By jquaw - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Brockville

Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML

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You deserved it 6 305

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Bizarre love triangle

By addicted2v - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 602

You deserved it 4 263

Classic fraud

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 798

You deserved it 160

Manhunt

By toad - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 682

You deserved it 6 294

Devious

By rachel - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Köln

Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 008

You deserved it 3 906

You snooze, you lose

By propose_you_freakin_coward - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 922

You deserved it 6 856

By confsused - 16/12/2013 17:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 952

You deserved it 3 378

Judgemental

By ugly - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 411

You deserved it 4 537

Prank protip

By Ca13b - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 468

You deserved it 4 014

By Rumors - 12/12/2013 11:27 - United States - Turtle Lake

Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 671

You deserved it 6 108

I'm in hell

By mylifesuckssomuch3214 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after complaining to the administration about my roommate, I finally got switched. As I went into the room to meet my new roommate, I found out he was my old roommate's brother. They are exactly the same, and I'm not allowed to switch again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 334

You deserved it 3 445

Pleonasm 35

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:11

The heart wants what it wants right?

imyy 20

Monday 29 September 2014 0:11

At least they weren't sexting - now THAT would've been awkward :-)

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nikkipettyfer 24

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:11

That's awkward

imyy 20

Monday 29 September 2014 0:11

At least they weren't sexting - now THAT would've been awkward :-)

russfml 31

Monday 29 September 2014 0:31

Who said they weren't lol

TheTacoMan 24

Monday 29 September 2014 14:29

Date your brother OP!

Mr_Saikaly 35

Monday 29 September 2014 16:28

Payback time!

DaMann360 19

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:11

The really question is, is this comment going to be the first one?

redstone7693 29

Monday 29 September 2014 13:43

What did this comment say to get moderated?

Pleonasm 35

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:11

The heart wants what it wants right?

evilamoebaattack 20

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:15

the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... or through his sibling

MarshalR 11

Monday 29 September 2014 14:41

Good thing you figured out before it turned into an episode of Catfish

thedeej 10

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:11

Sorry to hear. Sucks that your brothers an ass.

kingdomgirl94 29

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:32

His brother clearly needs to be beaten.

sayyestothedress 24

Monday 29 September 2014 1:51

No shot Sherlock!

mathen 9

Monday 29 September 2014 2:11

Is No in prison?

rhysfucker 24

Monday 29 September 2014 2:31

Brother's

sayyestothedress 24

Monday 29 September 2014 4:18

*shit

ShadowlessSpear 21

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:11

Wincest!

rainbowdog 17

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:44

No, just no.

ShadowlessSpear 21

Monday 29 September 2014 0:35

Yes, just yes.

ahippienamedrae 10

Monday 29 September 2014 1:27

That's disgusting

tournamentdecide 33

Monday 29 September 2014 3:01

Why? Just why?

ShadowlessSpear 21

Monday 29 September 2014 3:11

Because, wincest.

sarah5745 41

Monday 29 September 2014 5:03

Please stop..

cryssycakesx3 22

Monday 29 September 2014 6:21

well this thread didn't go the way you thought...

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 29 September 2014 7:05

Your /b/ is showing, 5. Cover that shit up. It's nothing to be proud of.

MentalMonkey333 7

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:13

Time to figure out how to get him back now!

cryssycakesx3 22

Monday 29 September 2014 6:22

that's childish for an ex...

Sports_guy3 28

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:14

Brotherly love at its finest.

Welshite 39

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:15

Yeah, but they didn't have to make it official.

Sports_guy3 28

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:23

True, true

okay33 12

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:14

At least he was being sweet and sensitive...

LittleBells 17

Monday 29 September 2014 4:38

Its what a lot of girls want?

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 29 September 2014 7:06

Sure. Want to put in the friendzone, that is.

Sports_guy3 28

Tuesday 30 September 2014 5:34

Matter of opinion

DaMann360 19

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:16

What does it mean for a comment to be being moderated?

OhWhoCares 42

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:19

I'm not 100% sure so don't quote me on this, but I think it means the comment was moderated.....

sarah5745 41

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:16

Well at least he was being sweet..

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Today, my parents told me they were going out for dinner tonight. I jokingly responded "Sweet! I am totally having a keg party then!" My dad responded "Keg parties are only for kids who have friends." He was serious. FML

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Today, my neighbor - whose first words to me when I moved onto the block were "I don't like your face" - called the cops and claimed I'd been exposing myself in public. His lowlife buddy backed him up on his lie. I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up in deep trouble thanks to them. FML

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Today, I was trying to relax on the beach after a stressful day, just to overhear a bunch of kids near me start fighting over who pooped in the hole they'd dug in the sand. FML

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Today, I signed up for an online dating site. After completing their personality quiz, I set the distance to a 60 mile radius of where I live. Then to the country. Then to the whole world. I got no matches for any of the settings. FML

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Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML

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Today, I left my desk to go to the bathroom. I arrived back at my desk to a large package of SlimQuick packets. Guess my coworkers think I need to lose weight. FML

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