Kids, Facebook and Social Media: Manhunt

Manhunt

By toad - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 683

You deserved it 6 294

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 053

You deserved it 2 887

By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 17:12 - United States - California

Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 940

You deserved it 7 965

Freeloading Black Mirror

By imnotcrying - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I signed into the Netflix account that I pay for, only to see that my ex had added a new profile for his new girlfriend. We’ve only been separated for two weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 382

You deserved it 405

Just in case

By DesperateMother - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Wasselonne

Today, my 16-year-old daughter handed me the picture she wants TV reports to use if ever she happens to get kidnapped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 228

You deserved it 1 166

Mummy's bravest little boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 402

You deserved it 775

Creepy

By Justinthebox - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 565

You deserved it 424

Catfishing 101

By jquaw - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Brockville

Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 218

You deserved it 6 305

Classic fraud

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 800

You deserved it 161

Cornered

By blarg - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom, so I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then started yelling at me on Facebook, so I logged out of Facebook. She then started yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 214

You deserved it 27 876

Yada yada yade

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 040

You deserved it 33 821

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Thursday 12 February 2009 6:09

Restraining order anyone? Going once... going twice... I hope the f***er isn't the violent kind, that's mega creepy.

taraaa_fml 4

Thursday 12 February 2009 9:43

i interpret this as it just being a crazy ex girlfriend trying to find him, knowing that she could if she pretending to be his daughter who he's been looking for lol

Comments

blah_blah_shity 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 5:40

wtf

TC_fml 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 6:09

Restraining order anyone? Going once... going twice... I hope the f***er isn't the violent kind, that's mega creepy.

taraaa_fml 4

Thursday 12 February 2009 9:43

i interpret this as it just being a crazy ex girlfriend trying to find him, knowing that she could if she pretending to be his daughter who he's been looking for lol

migueljm5 18

Thursday 12 September 2013 21:01

Thanks for explaining. It was kinda vague

suyci 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 9:51

holy shit.. sue her for stalking! and make sure you ARE going to see your daughter soon ;)

Lil_fml 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 12:20

Oh dear. Well. She shouldn't be allowed to do that, unless she's had her daughters pesmission. SUE, I SAY!

Sallen 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 15:44

someone (or a few people) in this scenario is creepy...

2random 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 18:05

thats just awfull

sniperpie 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 18:54

Run. Now. Far far away.

anony_mous_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 13:12

What kind of father are you that you didn't stay in your daughter's life after the divorce? Boo to you.

LudicMonster 22

Saturday 7 July 2012 7:15

Sometimes whomever gets custody of the child doesn't allow the other to even contact them, or hides them away. If he was looking for his daughter "after years of looking for her", there's only a small chance that he was out of her life by choice.