Cats, Messy and Animals: Caturday surprise

Common sense would say that if you have a kitten, and you know that kittens, like puppies are destructive with paper, etc.. you would put it in a cupboard where said kitten can't destroy it.

LuisM104 11

Thursday 7 February 2013 4:14

That Grumpy Cat.-.

buckdharma 36

Thursday 7 February 2013 4:33

To avoid a slip and fall accident you must put something on the walkways first. I heard you can use kitty litter...

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