Caturday surprise

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Fairview

Today, my kitten made it snow inside my house using a 12-pack of toilet paper. FML
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Top comments

DocBastard 38

Your cat made water sublimate using only toilet paper? You MUST name it MacGyver!

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zingline89 18

Guess he's not so Charmin after all.

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seansbro56 10

Better start cleaning!!

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wlddog 14

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!!! KILL THE CAT!!! KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!! GRRRRRRRRRR

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wlddog 14

BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!!!! KILL THE CAT!!! KILL THE CAT!!! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

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sarah6786 14

They might need to invest in some cat training. It could be expensive though, as you have to paper visit.

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oj101 33

Should be easy. Hoover + light pieces of paper = 5 minutes of a fun job.

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HelloChrissy 9

35- Yea I doubt I'm going to pay for training when she's a kitten, and it's obviously my fault for not putting the TP away.

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_1296 10

Yeah you might want to CLean that up. That really does suck.

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accioshannon 17

thanks for letting us know twice, i really needed the clarification.

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Charmillionaire 13

It sometimes glitches and shows twice. Note the number.

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asb818 14

And then you responded to both of them *sarcasm*

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DocBastard 38

Don't be a pussy - make up your own damned overused cat pun.

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Pleonasm 35

I'm gonna go for "Sounds like a shitty situation " so screw you guys, I'm original as hell.

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leogirl95 12

You've got to be kitten me. Another stupid comment.

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zandalee 19

Who let the ******* cat out of the bag?!

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seansbro56 10

Put it in a box and make a bed for the cat.

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DocBastard 38

Your cat made water sublimate using only toilet paper? You MUST name it MacGyver!

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Pleonasm 35

I thought sublimation was the passage from solid directly to gas- does sublimation also refer to reverse process aswell?

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DocBastard 38

Shush, you. You're ruining the illusion. You were that kid at the magic show who screamed "There's a false bottom in the box!" weren't you?

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Pleonasm 35

No one ever did any magic-tricks on me :( Apart from that one, you know, "Wanna see me make your lunch money disappear?" ...

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knoxxx 22

A vapor to solid phase change is called deposition.

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zingline89 18

Guess he's not so Charmin after all.

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vbmg152 18

If you think that's bad, you should see a ferret destroy toilet paper!! What a mess!! YDI for leaving it where the kitty can get to it! I keep mine up high now & keep the ferrets out of the bathroom!

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MayaTheBee_fml 10

Cats will try go into every single corner of the house, if the toilet paper's too high, the cat will probably just brake a lot of things on it's way to the toiletpaper. Conclusion: cats are devils

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knoxxx 22

Or, just place your toilet paper inside your medicine cabinet or whatever type of drawer/cabinet you have in your bathroom next to your toilet. That's what I do so my cat can't get to it.

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outoftown 26

"Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow..." Your kitten took the lyrics way too seriously.

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