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By friskeyk14 - 04/10/2011 07:04 - United States

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Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24

I'm not sure if a calender and calculations works on him, but to me that just sounded like a total mood kill

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batman_516 9

I appreciate the fact that you're keeping score and wanting MORE sex, but if I was your boyfriend, I'd be a little weirded out that you're keeping score.

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talicaroxi 25

yeah that's really kind of weird. you should stop doing that

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solii2 19

I just took a trip to elementary school (homework charts, good behavior, and attendense)

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LolCandy 27

He might be like my ex, saying "we have lots" and not believing her until he sees the once every two-three weeks on a calendar. Been there, worst thing knowing your bf never wants you no matter how much you approach them.

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bruh2016 9

Oh no you need to have sec more get in line after every single person on the planet

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PsudoAnon 20

You clearly need to date a statistics nerd. Then that'd be a total turn on. Not me, though. I'm married.

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