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By friskeyk14 - 04/10/2011 07:04 - United States

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Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24

I'm not sure if a calender and calculations works on him, but to me that just sounded like a total mood kill

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batman_516 9

I appreciate the fact that you're keeping score and wanting MORE sex, but if I was your boyfriend, I'd be a little weirded out that you're keeping score.

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pip74205 9

Maybe he was too busy this month and/or had more free time last month. Maybe his or your mood wasn't right. Maybe your availability wasn't right. Maybe he's having an affair. Maybe your obsession with sex has found one of the few males out there that is turned off by it. Maybe I've said maybe too many times in one post.

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demonic_screams 4

Creepy that you have a calendar for that

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Levvy 22

I like imagining what this comments section would look like if you flipped around the genders of the parties involved.

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artnotwar 4

Why.... Do you keep track...?!?

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breezyblue33 19

I feel your pain, OP. However, instead of just keeping score, you gotta take the lead...

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OliveIdgafWatkin 0

And he keeps score because.....?

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GetTheFuckOut 7

Lmfao. Are you for real? That's ******' weird, man.

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