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By friskeyk14 - 04/10/2011 07:04 - United States

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Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24

I'm not sure if a calender and calculations works on him, but to me that just sounded like a total mood kill

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batman_516 9

I appreciate the fact that you're keeping score and wanting MORE sex, but if I was your boyfriend, I'd be a little weirded out that you're keeping score.

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lolpalol1 2

if my gf was like this.. holyshit, if i even mention the frequency of hits per month i wont get anything for weeks.. Damn, your bf is nuts not doing you every day

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FMLinCA 12

this is weird. why're you keeping track? why're you even discussing it?

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Vlyn 1

I did the same thing yesterday ^_^;;; My bf stared at it for a bit. Never saw a better 'deer in headlights' expression. "Guess we should fix that" was the eventual response :P

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Vlyn 1

Oh and for the record, some things for tracking periods request things like sex frequency, when you take a pill, etc etc.

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thelaxersvlog 9

This isn't an fml

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Humanspider 18

Can this woman win an award for best girlfriend ever?

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nightwolf1997 6

He's a lucky bastard to have a girl asking for sex lol jk jk

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badassbandit 6

I'm kinda expecting another FML saying "Today, I discovered my girlfriend kept a calender for all the times we had sex. Then, she pointed out that we need to improve our 'stats' FML."

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Artisticnemo 0

The problem is not the status the problem is you actually keep track of when you have sex.

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