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By friskeyk14 - 04/10/2011 07:04 - United States

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Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24

I'm not sure if a calender and calculations works on him, but to me that just sounded like a total mood kill

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batman_516 9

I appreciate the fact that you're keeping score and wanting MORE sex, but if I was your boyfriend, I'd be a little weirded out that you're keeping score.

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BlackR6Rider 5

Initiate! And if all else fails jus rape him! No man ever complains of rape... Unless hes gay or jus plain old doesnt deserve a penis!

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KatyB_fml 0

Yeah um that's a little weird that you can use a calendar and know the days... Maybe you're just weird and that's why the "stats" have gone down... Hm.

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TKello 6

Hahaha, nerd. But a nerd who is getting laid...not too shabby...

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izzy7 11

Why would you keep a calendar of that?!

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oxxxjackyxxxo 3

Y r u keeping track or that???

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swoopes033 0

Embarrassing that you keep a calendar of your sex life!

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angiedancesalott 8

who keeps track of that..?

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dirtyrussian97 0

Major turn off in my opinion sex and stats shouldn't be in the same sentence

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TheyCallmeStacey 9

I have one of those!!! Stats always drop month by month

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