So frustratiiiiing

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 12:00

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Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 966
You deserved it 453
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Jaffster69 6

Perhaps you 2 gentlemen should invest in a pair of fleshlights to use on each other.

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Drakrtar 3

That's a sign you need to bail... no straight man is ignoring sex to wack off. He's gay. Nothing against it but if a guy with a girlfriend is ignoring sex to whack off he's either gay and cannot get off with you or you are so unattractive to him he'd rather use his hand. Either way bail because nobody should deal with that.

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RichardPencil 30

It's getting close to the time that he goes from "boyfriend" to "roommate" or "friend without benefits."

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Jaffster69 6

Perhaps you 2 gentlemen should invest in a pair of fleshlights to use on each other.

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Drakrtar 3

That's a sign you need to bail... no straight man is ignoring sex to wack off. He's gay. Nothing against it but if a guy with a girlfriend is ignoring sex to whack off he's either gay and cannot get off with you or you are so unattractive to him he'd rather use his hand. Either way bail because nobody should deal with that.

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QueenMichael 16

Nobody said the guy's straight, though. The person who submitted this is a man, so the boyfriend in the story is clearly gay. Or bi. He likes men, is my point.

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