Love: Charming

Charming

By Alice - 24/10/2012 16:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 379

You deserved it 3 600

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 029

You deserved it 5 139

By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 250

You deserved it 6 177

By Anonymous - 11/01/2018 19:00

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 937

You deserved it 676

By Yes - 24/11/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 473

You deserved it 3 379

By Squashed - 15/08/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 121

You deserved it 22 860

Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 836

You deserved it 3 166

How could you?

By passedoutpolly - 01/08/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 452

You deserved it 3 627

Thanks, dude

By jamiedevin - 06/11/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 695

You deserved it 4 839

By HelpPlease - 11/02/2016 23:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 534

You deserved it 2 671

By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 901

You deserved it 7 717

ichliebekekse 11

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:11

Now that's the kind of man every girl wants! One who can carry her two feet an then gives up...woo...

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:14

I wish I knew then What I know now Wouldn't dive in Wouldn't bow down Gravity hurts You made it so sweet Till I woke up on On the concrete

Comments

Hwikek 2

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:51

That's why you have to pick boyfriends with biceps the size of your thighs because they'll carry you in just to show off.

Hwikek 2

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:56

Guy who flipped me off, why did you do that?

pickle_wibbs 10

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:52

Time for a new boyfriend!

greeneyebeauty9 28

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:54

well he's a keeper....

perdix 29

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:58

Riiiiiiggghhht! He's too weak? That's the ONLY reason he failed to carry you inside? I'm not buying it. I think you both need to go to the gym for different reasons. Hint: your reason must be accompanied with a strict diet ;)

Hwikek 2

Wednesday 24 October 2012 23:01

You're being awfully rude.

Hwikek 2

Wednesday 24 October 2012 23:01

You're being awfully rude.

PL0WW 20

Wednesday 24 October 2012 23:03

I think he has a point though...

Hwikek 2

Wednesday 24 October 2012 23:03

You're being a bit of a jerk just by agreeing.

Welshite 39

Wednesday 24 October 2012 23:05

I must be a jerk then.

Hwikek 2

Wednesday 24 October 2012 23:09

Oh really? I never would have guessed. I mean just look at your username, I never would have known with a name like that.

Hwikek 2

Wednesday 24 October 2012 23:12

We've already started to lose comments! Who saw that coming?

jesustitts 20

Wednesday 24 October 2012 23:13

Hey, Hwikek, is it really necessary to post your comments twice? It's not going to make anyone agree with you just because you post it twice, if anything it's annoying.