By HelpPlease - 11/02/2016 23:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
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thegreat579 7

*Gabriel Iglesias voice "DON'T DO IT"

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grigri75 35

since you already went halfway through, doesn't he know what you intented to do? PS: hope you didn't hurt yourself too bad, op!

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thegreat579 7

*Gabriel Iglesias voice "DON'T DO IT"

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CassandraThyme 14

Kevin Harts voice* "SHE WASN'T READYYYYYYYY"

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gotaplanstan 28

*Jack Nicholson voice* YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH

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PePziNL 20

*Timmy's voice* TIMMMEEEEEEEH

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llamaparty 9

Guess you got yourself worked up about it a lot, and it got too much for you. I'm sorry OP.

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grigri75 35

since you already went halfway through, doesn't he know what you intented to do? PS: hope you didn't hurt yourself too bad, op!

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revolvearoundme 15

You rolled a 1 on the break up dice. *Critical Fail* You dumped yourself instead.

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Toksik_Kid 14

Well atleast u got half of the speech done, just continue later

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Sounds like emotional stress got the best of you, OP. Assuming another breakup attempt is underway; may I suggest having someone with you next time? To hold your hand maybe or just hold onto you, period.

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MariaGiovanni 25

That's ridiculous. If you need someone to hold your hand while you end a relationship that you chose to end then your probably shouldn't be dating.

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SilverInGray 25

I don't understand this reasoning? It can be a really stressful situation, especially if the relationship was unhealthy or abusive. Some people don't deal with conflict well. At least she's trying.

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Chikiriwak 17

Well you gotta break on your cranium... *BA DUM TSS*

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hardcorefan16 22

I broke up with my boyfriend two weeks ago and I was sweating to death, I was so scared of what he would say but in the end he didn't even care and now I'm more happy then ever.

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