Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Charming

Charming

By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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You deserved it 70 374

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2019 22:00

Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2013 17:20 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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Hammertime

By lynn_27 - 02/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML

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First and last date

By hairless by death - 13/08/2013 16:07 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML

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By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

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**** that guy (not literally)

By Anonymous - 09/09/2022 20:30

Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML

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You deserved it 281

captainyamhamjam 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 12:07

there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving

allyleigh 0

Monday 6 December 2010 4:56

oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.

Comments

f_lask 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 7:24

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

lolfcknpwnt 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 8:29

ROFLROFLROLFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

IAmBridgette 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 11:01

I'm in love with #5. Haha jk. xP

ZWolfeh 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 19:54

Just because a guy doesn't want to put his mouth all over some jungle that probably has fluids stuck in it doesn't mean he is gay. And YDI. If I were a guy I WOULD NOT put my mouth on that. Honestly I think pubic hair is gross, that's just my opinion. And the people who are calling the guy a pedo, how would you honestly know that a kid has a hairless area unless you looked? Assuming that all kids start growing pubic hair at different times...

mjlover 0

Monday 6 July 2009 7:21

All kids don't have pubic hair... They don't start growing it until they hit puberty in which, they're not much of kids anymore, but more like teenagers. Have you been living under a rock?

rawrbitch11 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 20:29

Im a girl and i personally think its gross dont do it for him do it for u its all bushy ugh gross like #347 said "wax can be your friend"

zelifany 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 21:52

That is very rude and retarded of him regardless of the status of your pubes. I REALLY hope you left. What kind of a lover would someone that tactless be, anyway? Probably a shitty, selfish one. **** him. I think as far as whether one should have trimmed, shaved or natural pubes, it's up to them and their sexual partner(s). A real man who wanted you to trim/shave down there would have some nice sex with you, then bring it up later in a diplomatic way, such as, "I would really like to go down on you, how do you feel about trimming/shaving/waxing for next time?" or "It turns me on to see a naked pussy, how do you feel about trimming/shaving/waxing?" A sexy ************ (the kind I would date) would ask me if he could take me into the bathtub and shave me. Then he'd run a bubble bath, get a nice sharp triple blade razor, and gently shave that shit, after which he would compliment my naked pussy. Then we'd both be happy and get what we want - he would get a shaved pussy, I would get some respect. Which is what everyone DESERVES. Although I have to say, I really like curly, clean natural pubic hair, I think it is really feminine and old-school. But also like looking at nekkid pussy... yummmm on both of them!

Kain201212 0

Monday 15 June 2009 4:57

to number 301.. YOu are probably one of the few who like the feeling of hair... How can under arm hair possibily be "sexy" its scratchy and gross and you my friend are a little odd for thinking the sexiest thing is the feeling of hair on a mans body...

Elksy 0

Monday 15 June 2009 7:37

What's with all the YDIs? She didn't even say he was going down on her, nor did she say that she asked, so this stuff about not wanting a mouthful of hair is silly. And she didn't say it was a jungle, either; for all we know, it could have been trimmed. He said shave it, not clean it up. Women should be able to decide whether or not they want a hairy ******, and if your lover has a problem with it then it should be brought up politely. If I were on a first date with someone with a beard I found unattractive, would I tell him he needs to "shave that shit"? No, because it's ******* rude. Same deal downstairs. Also, am I the only girl with extremely sensitive skin who can't shave fully? If I shave, I get itchy and sore. If I don't shave, the hair pokes my skin and makes me itchy and sore. So I have to meet it halfway by keeping it short.

anus_face 0

Monday 15 June 2009 11:06

so shaving makes it super uncomfortable when it grows back. which i dunno if its the same for a guy's face BUT it is hella a lot easier to scratch your face than scratch your crotch in public.. JUST Sayin. Anywho try shavin in a downwards direction so its not so horribly uncomforatable when it grows in.