Cheating with the showerhead

By Anonymous - 12/12/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, my wife shouted at me for masturbating in the shower, because, "It’s disgusting." She hasn’t touched me sexually in two years FML
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Charlie Given 26

So why are you with her then? This can only mean a few things she's either A. cheating on you or B. is asexual or C. has some sort of mental health problem, or D. shes using you.Neither of which is good for a healthy marriage.

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smoochmysnoot 5

She may have a chemical imbalance that reduces libido to zero. Maybe talk with her and her doctor about it? Good luck to you, hope things get resolved for you both.

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Charlie Given 26

So why are you with her then? This can only mean a few things she's either A. cheating on you or B. is asexual or C. has some sort of mental health problem, or D. shes using you.Neither of which is good for a healthy marriage.

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Underscore_foo 5

I feel like there’s an explanation that doesn’t come front point A, B, C, D. You haven’t been in a relationship so stop giving unsolicited advice, thanks,

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smoochmysnoot 5

She may have a chemical imbalance that reduces libido to zero. Maybe talk with her and her doctor about it? Good luck to you, hope things get resolved for you both.

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thinman12345 16

Tell her that either she can help you out or let you be.

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