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By BoobSicle - 17/04/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of my boobs and sent it to my boyfriend, only to realize after I hit "Send" that I had sent them to the taxi driver (my last phone call) who had just dropped me off at my house. He won't stop calling my phone now. FML

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By boob sisters - 02/07/2014 17:01 - United States - Lilburn

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML

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You deserved it 29 350

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2022 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was feeling saucy so I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. He then set it as his laptop's desktop screen, took a picture, then sent to me saying, "Hmm, should probably change this before Monday", only he didn't send it me, he sent to his family group chat with his mum and sisters and didn't realise. Everyone saw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 050

You deserved it 439

By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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You deserved it 14 834

By Noname - 19/02/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 336

You deserved it 8 687

By LLCoolBean - 03/03/2011 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML

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You deserved it 58 962

By Abrams52 - 28/05/2013 05:44 - United States - Fishers

Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 663

You deserved it 35 860

By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 711

You deserved it 65 431

By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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You deserved it 2 990

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By Imdeadalready - 10/07/2023 18:02 - United States - Portage

Today, I meant to send a nice picture of the flowers my boyfriend got me set up in a vase on my nightstand. Turns out I sent it to his mom. My vibrator was in the shot. I'm mortified. FML

I agree, your life sucks 349

You deserved it 923

By Nikki - 02/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

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You deserved it 53 650

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Sunday 18 April 2010 9:10

nice maybe he will you free rides now

accnrh 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 9:17

send a picture of ur bfs d!ck to him, that'll straighten him out

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WTFSarai 0

Monday 19 April 2010 20:34

I hate it when things like that happen. And, he totally wants you. 8D

polarcap10 0

Monday 19 April 2010 21:44

^ hot

EatYourBrains 0

Monday 19 April 2010 23:15

Just **** him and get over it you ***** cake.

Stotan1228 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 0:56

Where do you draw the line between him and the whole cab company?

hurricaneman318 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 1:42

send them to me!!

itsme88 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 7:32

Classic!!!! YDI

babyboo1592 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 14:51

well ur stupid.

lovelesslove 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 15:15

he knows where u live........ bum bum buuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmm (suspense sound)

tangerine_12 0

Monday 3 May 2010 0:49

It's "dun dun dunnnnn" dummyy.

volleyball_starr 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 21:11

u shouldn't be sexting in the first place OP u totally deserve it ****

txrules 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 0:49

you could send the pic to me

Rathwood 0

Friday 7 May 2010 7:31

FAIL.

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Today, I was on my way home from a friend's house. I called home ahead of time to let my parents know I was on my way. My dad picked up and in a panting voice said, "Now isn't a good time, drive around the block for 15 minutes." FML

I agree, your life sucks 104 074

You deserved it 6 726

Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML

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You deserved it 82

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Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 146

You deserved it 3 005

Today, I went to the dentist. I got a new dentist who started out a conversation about school. She asked where I went to school and if I liked my principal. After I told her I thought he was full of himself, she said she was married to him. FML

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You deserved it 9 929

Today, I got a citation from school. My 10-year-old son was caught smoking cigarettes during recess. FML

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You deserved it 218

Today, I was mowing my yard when I hit a small rock, which hit my shed. I got done mowing and realized that it wasn't a small rock, it was my son's toy plyers and it wasn't my shed, it was my car window, which had shattered on impact. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 131

You deserved it 1 722

Today, after weeks of stealing lunch from one of my employees, he made a sandwich with canned cat food, soap, and something unimaginably spicy that caused me to spew all over my office and laptop. I fired him. Now everyone is treating me like a monster. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58

You deserved it 2 407

Today, I found out that my favorite aunt passed away. The funeral was last Thursday. FML

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You deserved it 95

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