Kids, Relatable, Awkward and Parents: Freak scene

Freak scene

By Anonymous - 10/08/2022 14:00

Today, I have never been more disgusted at my daughter. She was on her phone and almost walked in front of a bus, until a man with some kind of facial disfigurement pulled her back. She called the poor man a "freak" and not to touch her, and he started crying. I'm ashamed to think she is mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2021 17:00

Today, I'm ashamed at ever having become a parent after I found out my daughter has been leading an online bullying campaign against a girl at her school who has disabilities, both mental and physical. Some of the language she was using in the online messages were just disgusting and unforgivable. FML

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By gloomy - 15/08/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

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Psycho

By Anonymous - 15/08/2021 20:01

Today, I'd never quite realised how nasty my girlfriend was until she hit a kid on a zebra crossing and was more upset that her bumper was dented than the fact an 8 year-old had a broken leg. She was still blaming the kid and demanding his parents pay the damage as he was being put in the ambulance. FML

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The worst

By mommylovesu - 15/03/2011 02:25 - United States

Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there, she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML

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By mama bear - 05/06/2020 20:00

Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML

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By julian - 29/09/2018 14:00

Today, I met my daughter's first serious boyfriend, only she forgot to mention he has hypermobility. All I did was shaking his hand normally, but it still dislocated three of his knuckles. My daughter made me call his mother to explain what I did. FML

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By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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By WELL FUCK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM - 18/11/2012 21:22 - United States - Endicott

Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML

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Wise kid

By Anonymous - 23/11/2020 17:02

Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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Crowned Sataness 12

Wednesday 10 August 2022 17:11

And she still has her phone why?

cuz803 44

Wednesday 10 August 2022 15:37

You need to scold her and teach her common sense. Teach her morality and safety 101 because what she did was degenerate and foolish.

Comments

coolrunnings1021 14

Wednesday 10 August 2022 14:23

How old is your daughter? Is it to late for an Abortion? Iam joking of course but really.....🤔

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 10 August 2022 14:27

Do a DNA test and you might get lucky. Of course, it's not clear whether assholishness is a hereditary trait or if it's learned behavior. If it's learned, you may have some 'splaining to do!

cuz803 44

Wednesday 10 August 2022 15:37

You need to scold her and teach her common sense. Teach her morality and safety 101 because what she did was degenerate and foolish.

Laura-Marie Catmom 8

Wednesday 10 August 2022 15:43

I hope you corrected her infront of him and made her apologize before grounding the crap out of her.

mike3775 35

Wednesday 10 August 2022 16:20

You raised her.

Crowned Sataness 12

Wednesday 10 August 2022 17:11

And she still has her phone why?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 13 August 2022 21:38

The brat needs her phone taken away NOW. I despise people like her... on their phone instead of paying attention to where they're going, be it walking or driving. There is no excuse. If she's that addicted to it, send her to rehab.