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By notenough - 29/08/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, I was on the webcam with my boyfriend. I could see that he was on the couch, and alone, so I took off my shirt and smiled, waiting to see his reaction. He smiled at me but then kept looking in another direction. I playfully asked "What's so distracting?" His answer: "History Channel". FML

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By NotAParabola - 07/10/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML

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Disinterested

By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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Maybe he is gay!

By Anonymous - 27/12/2017 05:00

Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML

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Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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You deserved it 6 052

By giantcuntflaps - 13/12/2014 16:03 - Australia

Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML

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Crime is not a crime

By Chad - 30/08/2024 14:00 - Belgium

Today, I invited a guy over for some quick fun. I had the TV on for some background noise. I couldn't see the TV the way I was facing but he could. I didn't realize until he left that I had a true crime series on the whole time. What bothers me the most is that he definitely wasn't turned off by it. FML

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Expectations

By Anonymous - 02/01/2022 05:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML

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Watcha doin'?

By DamnThatsHarsh - 16/10/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML

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By angry - 04/11/2009 18:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on webcam with my girlfriend, who was naked. She turned the webcam to point it at the screen for a second, and she was also on webcam with another guy. FML

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Luckster 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 12:09

At least you know ahead of time that he doesn't think solely with his dick.

Imauser 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 13:16

Girls need to realize that their boobs are not more interesting than history. It's not like boobs defeated the Nazis.

Comments

sublime93 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 15:58

At least he uses his brain

loto_fml 3

Saturday 29 August 2009 16:18

If it was some crap like UFO Hunters, Ice Truckers of Lumberjacks whateverit'scalled (HC's programming quality has really decayed) then you have all the right to be pissed. Otherwise (cities of the underworld and programmes of the like), History Channel >>>>>> boobs.

Insert_Wit_Here 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 16:36

Uh, History Channel has Jurassic Fight Club, sooooo... Good luck trying to look at boobs over that masterpiece of visual orgasms...

i_luv_cheese 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 16:44

history and military channel are the shit. its not like he was watching when you were there.

zapskimmer 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 16:45

YDI ****.

Bumlove89 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 17:07

It means that you're either A) unattractive or B) you're too easy and he can get you anytime and therefore is no longer interested.

FFPianoDude 2

Saturday 29 August 2009 17:21

FYL

nefertari_fml 2

Saturday 29 August 2009 17:27

Oh yeah, so your boyfriend is not always thinking about sex and he even has brain.. what a big deal

whatever2304 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 17:31

YDI for thinking your just sooo hot that he will be mezemerized by your boobs

TheLetterZero 7

Saturday 29 August 2009 22:08

Exactly what I was thinking. They're just boobs. People are not required to stare at them for long periods of time. It's the same thing as looking at a picture, neither change while you watch and it takes less than a minute to fully enjoy the subject.