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By notenough - 29/08/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, I was on the webcam with my boyfriend. I could see that he was on the couch, and alone, so I took off my shirt and smiled, waiting to see his reaction. He smiled at me but then kept looking in another direction. I playfully asked "What's so distracting?" His answer: "History Channel". FML

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By NotAParabola - 07/10/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML

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Disinterested

By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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Maybe he is gay!

By Anonymous - 27/12/2017 05:00

Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML

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Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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By giantcuntflaps - 13/12/2014 16:03 - Australia

Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML

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Crime is not a crime

By Chad - 30/08/2024 14:00 - Belgium

Today, I invited a guy over for some quick fun. I had the TV on for some background noise. I couldn't see the TV the way I was facing but he could. I didn't realize until he left that I had a true crime series on the whole time. What bothers me the most is that he definitely wasn't turned off by it. FML

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Expectations

By Anonymous - 02/01/2022 05:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML

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Watcha doin'?

By DamnThatsHarsh - 16/10/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML

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By angry - 04/11/2009 18:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on webcam with my girlfriend, who was naked. She turned the webcam to point it at the screen for a second, and she was also on webcam with another guy. FML

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Luckster 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 12:09

At least you know ahead of time that he doesn't think solely with his dick.

Imauser 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 13:16

Girls need to realize that their boobs are not more interesting than history. It's not like boobs defeated the Nazis.

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czechmate 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 23:55

This doesn't apply here, but i don't care. "YOU AND ME BABY AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL" The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang. lmfao.

victoriax3 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:02

yeah maybe it was akward i mean think if he just took out his dick i mean i seriously doubt you would say " oh yeahh hot"

Lythiaren 8

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:06

Would you rather he was distracted by another girl? Be glad it was just TV.

BrEnNo1023 5

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:41

oh dear, a person who's interested in the history channel... =O ******* terrible isn't it? these few people today, interested in damn educational shows instead of the normal, socially acceptable reality tv shows, current affairs programs and game shows that require no thinking at all and make us all so comfortable. he's a geek, a nerd, quick, let's all throw footballs and beer cans at him and call him a **** and laugh like a good uneducated majority group. history channel is for ******* and homos, come on guys, let's get back to Big Brother and the superbowl. never mind these weirdos that touch themselves over the fag educational channels. fags OP: get over yourself. so what if he has a BRAIN? you gonna dump him for that? come on do it, i dare you. you'd probably be doing him a favour. how could you be so dense? "oh my bf was lyk totally watchin da history chanell while he wuz tlkin 2 me, OMGWTF FML " IF ONLY you could realise how stupid that is.

zolltf 4

Saturday 13 March 2010 5:17

Actually I think it has to do with the fact that her boyfriend doesn't find her as attractive as history, not with the fact that he watches the history channel

shortyy_Luv 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:47

maybe your just NOT hot. deal with it

Pethegreat 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 4:22

FYL for not having him interested but YDI because the history channel is on. Personally I prefer the science channel which has a mix of their own programming and discovery channel's programming. I would say the discovery channel is about equal to the history channel in terms of programming. History has Modern Marvels which cancels out all the UFO and monster crap on there. Discovery Channel has Deadliest Catch which is crack on your TV.