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By Anonymous - 17/07/2014 15:57 - United States - Lancaster

Today, we decided to go to an aquarium for a little family get-away. At the end was a shark viewing deck, and I leaned over the rails to get a better look. How did I find out that my glasses needed to be adjusted? They fell off and sunk right to the bottom of the shark-infested waters. FML
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Sensory deprivation

By Trisha - 07/10/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
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feven 32

Did you try to get it back? If not at least the sharks will see a little more clearly now.

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feven 32

Did you try to get it back? If not at least the sharks will see a little more clearly now.

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Kevin_Kestel 24

I can see clearly now that the rain has gone. but I hope you got them back op.

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Sam_A16_ 6

That song poped in my head then I saw your comment

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MrConcise 34

@36 - Pretty sure the hindsight is clear, even without her glasses.

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orbit 22

At least OP had a killer view before his glasses fell

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Newgrange 9

at least your not in Australia. then any water you dropped your glasses in would be shark infested waters...

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zarosian 17

Sharks must of thought it was their lucky day. FYL op

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colby6666 43

I'm sorry. Have* That just irks me a lot. Anywho, the sharks must feel very lucky!

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tj4234 35

Well since you did this to #2... It's anyhow, not anywho. Anywho is a misused phrase. :p Now someone needs to correct me I guess.

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RageWolf16 31

Anywho is a nonsense word, but lots of people use it so while it's technically incorrect it's also completely fine to use.

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tj4234 35

True, but lots of people say "should of" as well.

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Drag0nb0rn 22

Should of is how it's pronounced but it is spelled should've. Anywho, though is just a common phrase that apparently is incorrect while should of is just bad grammar

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BSnapZ 21

"Anywho" is not bad grammar. It's simply using a word that doesn't exist.

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mif_fml 27

Anywho, this thread should of ended a long time ago.

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Meggston 17

Look on the bright side! You weren't there alone... And driving... Blind... I'm so sorry...

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WhoopteDo 26

OP might have a little trouble seeing the bright side.. as someone with 24/7 prescription glasses, I can sympathize.. fyl OP

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Meggston 17

Mine are both -4.0. I think he's having trouble seeing anything.

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DArthurVaderian 18

I have 20/25 and I really only wear mine for classes then take them off, so they could be not needed for OP at the time.

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Blizzards 13

I'm not so sure the sharks would appreciate eating glass.

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False_Stupidity 41

When you're a shark, everything is food! (even if it's not digestible)

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Earths_Venus 25

I can't really comment sight unseen but I think I see your problem. Are you sure you weren't framed?

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Earths_Venus 25

Cheers. Good to know someone appreciates my terrible jokes.

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Sierra7211 17

Iris my puns were as clever as yours, but they're all just really cornea

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thisiscool19 14

Unless it's Bruce from finding nemo good luck getting then back FYL

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MidnaLink 33

Regular fish, yes. Sharks, not so much.

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Respect101 17

*Spoiler to Finding Memo(even though everyone has seen it) #7, Bruce ends up attempting to kill them anyway.....

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rocker_chick105 31

Finding Memo sounds like another awful office comedy show

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Indianboy9321 25

Am I the only one that finds it weird that there is just an open exhibit for viewing sharks with the possibility of falling in? At least where I'm from, the aquariums have walls of glass separating us and the marine life.

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titibug823 11

they have a viewing point at seaworld so visitors can see the sharks from up above in the Shark Encounter.

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feven 32

Now that you mention it, that is really weird.

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Bjar98 6

i dont know, but i guess that we here in denmark have a different view on zoos than other places :/

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Brandi_Faith 33

I thought this was weird too. The way it's posted makes it sound like a shark could jump up and bite someone's head off if they wanted.

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Respect101 17

#41, depending on how high they are from the tank. Maybe it's high up, because OP did say they were leaning over to get a closer look. Or maybe the shark just swam under the walkway.

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slyde32 12

I've been to a couple of parks and aquariums with sharks, I got in the water with them, the sharks they keep in these places are not aggressive towards humans as we're too big for them to eat, usually reef sharks, grey nurses, and occasionally hammer heads, they'll attack if threatened, though, so while you can be in the water with them, it is advised not to get too close

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da_best_eva 9

You do realize if you touch a shark it feels like your hand is on fire... And a large number of people think they got bit by a shark when all that happened was that the shark rubbed its skin on them by accident when swimming by

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euphoricness 28

Oh my god! I hope the sharks will be okay.

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njgohard 16

They probably wouldn't mind. Sharks eat damn near everything.

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sicksadworld1317 30

Myth. Aside from Tigers, most sharks will test bite and spit out what isn't food.

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s0m3guy2010 21

Bad things always happen to a good set of glasses. Too bad they weren't cheap sunglasses. The sharks would have probably grabbed them with their teeth and then hand them back to you personally.

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jerryj 27

"I do believe that you dropped these, my good madam. Now, would you mind lowering your fingers, that I may help myself to a little nibble?"

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