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By doubleds - 03/06/2009 19:39 - Canada

Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 540

You deserved it 5 680

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By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 039

You deserved it 369

My eyes are up here

By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 074

You deserved it 218

Sad and lonely

By yikes78 - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident, I blurted out, "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 803

You deserved it 10 512

By bthms - 31/01/2010 14:46 - France

Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 946

You deserved it 3 454

Crime doesn't pay

By honest mistake! - 21/07/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I was humiliated, detained, and questioned by police when I tried to leave a store with an unpaid item. I honest to God didn’t see the item because it'd slid under my toddler daughter's leg while she sat in the basket. The store refused to believe me, even when I tried to pay for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 817

You deserved it 159

By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 155

You deserved it 4 930

J'accuse !

By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 21:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 188

You deserved it 3 011

Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 285

You deserved it 3 798

By Goki - 06/06/2009 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 000

You deserved it 60 603

By ilovezim29 - 03/06/2012 07:45 - United States - Windsor

Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake and he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 884

You deserved it 4 880

RavensRule97 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:56

you shoulda told him to look at your boobs and see if he remembers them

palmtrees 1

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:57

... presumably you had a receipt?

Comments

krupster 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 7:30

#1 said it all! LMAO @ #38!

Jarlais 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 7:30

Wow, that's bad. Yeah when I see a good pair, sure, I'll take a peek or two, but staring is just a tad crude.

candyapple1 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 7:51

i agree w 1. i woulda pointed @ my boobs and said do u recognize these???!!

xabuko 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 7:54

sucks!!!

albert26 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 7:55

Sexy

NeverMind4Now 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 8:09

you shoulda unzipped/unbuttoned your shirt a little and said, "remember me now?"

tRuE_fml 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 8:12

Hmm I need totals a look at them to see what was so distracting.

saxlover 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 8:13

Wow, a pervert and a loser. Who the **** is so stupid that they end up working as a cashier in life??? I mean really, you must not pay attention in school at all.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 8:17

uhh, with a username like 'doubleds' you're obviously proud of them. I hate people who dress all slutty, flaunting their..assets and then get pissed when men stare. wear a turtleneck :3