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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

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Amplified

By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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It's not what you think

By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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By whoopsiedoodle - 21/05/2009 12:45 - Canada

Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML

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Express yourself

By Embarassed - 18/10/2024 20:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML

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By KittyKat - 03/11/2013 14:22 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML

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By Bailey - 22/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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Look!

By dinosaurboy - 06/02/2010 20:01 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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People disprove

By matt - 12/03/2021 08:01

Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML

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Monday 10 August 2015 11:34

Your kid is diabolically hardcore.

GrinchFu1 27

Monday 10 August 2015 12:15

This is why I love little kids. They truly live in their own tiny little worlds... ******* adorable. You're a star, mom!

Comments

1animalallover 16

Monday 10 August 2015 11:51

Yall better start clapping real soon

SeragHeiba 11

Monday 10 August 2015 11:53

That is quite adorable, but unfortunate. Adorable. But unfortunate.

lulinator 40

Monday 10 August 2015 18:40

Is there an echo...?

chaseafterwind82 29

Monday 10 August 2015 11:59

That is actually really clever and hilarious :-)

GrinchFu1 27

Monday 10 August 2015 12:15

This is why I love little kids. They truly live in their own tiny little worlds... ******* adorable. You're a star, mom!

goofballjones 6

Monday 10 August 2015 16:15

So does Gary Busey, but I don't know if I'd call that cute

GrinchFu1 27

Tuesday 11 August 2015 1:59

No... But it's ****** funny as hell. And maybe a little terrifying. But mostly funny.

tormcn 26

Monday 10 August 2015 12:39

... but did you preform?

Myo_fml 20

Monday 10 August 2015 12:40

Why are almost all of the comments thumbed down? O.o

1dvs_bstd 41

Monday 10 August 2015 13:00

Because fml is an oasis of unforgiveness. If people don't get you, your sense of humor, your reference, or shit like that, you're getting down... downvoted.

Lalala579121 27

Monday 10 August 2015 16:43

That and people probably downvote everything for the luls.

TheLostCauseFML 40

Thursday 3 September 2015 5:21

Because some people are ridiculous and rude and do it for the kicks.. It's the same reason so many FML's are denied. People are just Down voting for the hell of it because they have nothing better to do.. and they have a bit of a "God" complex, using their powers to commit evil villainy...