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Smooth move, teach.

By Faceplant - 14/11/2017 10:00 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I monitored my students as they conducted a lab experiment. I was walking to the other side of the room while looking at a student who seemed about to ask a question. When she looked up at me, I walked into a wall. FML

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By camerashyguy - 20/09/2014 03:14 - United States - Longview

Today, while giving directions to a blind guy, I accidentally made him walk into a wall. FML

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By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By burnbabyburn - 11/11/2015 17:47 - United Kingdom

Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

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By future teacher - 09/07/2015 06:21 - Paraguay - Fernando De La Mora

Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML

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By Crochocinco85 - 13/03/2014 11:59 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

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Losing my bearings

By Anonymous - 12/09/2021 08:00 - United States - Folsom

Today, I walked into a wall. I've lived in this house for nearly thirteen years, but I walked straight into it. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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Scared shitless

By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I stayed after hours studying in the medical library. I was the only one left, and as I was leaving through the glass doors, I saw a person's reflection behind me. I screamed, jumped, fell into the doors, smashing my head. I'd actually seen the reflection of a medical demonstration dummy. FML

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Right in the kisser

By Anonymous - 08/03/2020 20:17

Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML

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exileonmainst 16

Tuesday 14 November 2017 19:08

Did you try to become another brick in the wall?

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 14 November 2017 23:11

Wall's well that ends well.

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exileonmainst 16

Tuesday 14 November 2017 19:08

Did you try to become another brick in the wall?

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 14 November 2017 19:28

Perfect experiment to demonstrate solid objects and their properties. Well done professor!

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 14 November 2017 23:11

Wall's well that ends well.

Demon_of_Light 27

Wednesday 15 November 2017 4:34

All's wall that ends wall?

davecross 11

Wednesday 15 November 2017 0:51

question of the day. What happens when a teacher walk into a wall Answer: student point and laugh then ask if your ok.

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 15 November 2017 2:19

I think the actual answer is that the teacher leaves one heck of an impression.

wmayrhofer 18

Wednesday 15 November 2017 5:41

or maybe you just like looking at her

tonyfan00 38

Wednesday 15 November 2017 5:45

I know that sometimes talking to students can be like talking to a wall, but that's not meant to be taken literally.

sambmjmdjj 9

Wednesday 15 November 2017 9:53

Not the first guy? to walk into a wall looking at a college? girl.

newmummyof1 13

Wednesday 15 November 2017 12:58

Those dang walls pop up out of nowhere!

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Smooth move, teach.

Same thing different taste

Smooth sailing

Losing my bearings

Scared shitless

Right in the kisser

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