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By Anonymous - 08/02/2014 00:28 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy

Today, after my car being in the shop for over a day and with no updates from the dealership, I decided to pay them a visit. The place was almost empty, and they hadn't done any work on my car. But judging by the used condom on my back seat, somebody got their own oil checked. FML

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By mmv - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took my car into the shop to get a minor problem fixed. I left several hours later, without my car. Why? The mechanic crashed it while out on a test drive to make sure he'd fixed the problem. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, while at work in the service department of a car dealership, I sat in the driver seat of an old man's car to get the mileage. He'd just pissed in the seat. FML

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By cartrouble - 02/10/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, I picked my car up from the shop. After 5 minutes I noticed the oil and check engine light on. I pulled over, then the engine shut off completely. Turns out they forgot to put oil back in my car. I'll be needing a new engine. FML

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By Jim - 12/04/2018 01:30

Today, I dropped my car off at the dealership for a bumper replacement due to a hit and run in a parking lot. After being told it was ready, their shuttle picked me up, and backed up into my just-replaced bumper. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 05:58 - United States

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Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML

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By Animal_aide - 07/01/2010 18:42 - Canada

Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML

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By ForcedPedestrian - 21/08/2023 14:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my car broke down because it couldn't wait two more days for an oil change. Now it might be FUBAR. FML

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By Robert Herrin - 31/10/2018 13:30

Today, being the man of the house, I decided to work on the car. Long story short, there's a towel in my transmission. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I bought a used car from a private dealer my parents had recommended. On my way home they called to tell me that their car broke down. They bought it last week from the same guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 23:00 - United States

Today, while cleaning my car, I found my mother's underwear in the backseat. She'd borrowed my car last weekend because hers had been in the shop and she'd been called in to work. I see she put in for overtime. FML

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Grauncho 27

Saturday 8 February 2014 12:28

The dealership was almost as empty as whoever's balls are now that was in your backseat.

iAlissa 34

Saturday 8 February 2014 12:29

Unprofessional and unsanitary. My condolences.

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barmst 1

Sunday 9 February 2014 17:11

oh I'd like totally sue them for something.

yourmofo 6

Sunday 9 February 2014 22:41

Put the condom in a oil drain. When they change another car's oil, and the drain plugs up, they have no choice but to snatch it out.

Blahblah9921 4

Tuesday 11 February 2014 4:53

that comment was dumb #101

cwl727 32

Friday 14 March 2014 16:22

I really hope you took your car somewhere else.

TheArianaJean 3

Tuesday 23 September 2014 7:29

**** that! I'd sue if I was you!

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