He's a keeper

By mariana - 08/02/2014 00:18 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I decided to ask the guy I like if he'll be my Valentine. I wrote the question on a piece of paper and passed it to him, trying to be cute. He read it, wrote his answer with a smile, and passed it back. It said, "Depends, do you swallow?" No, no I don't. FML
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onlychildFTW 33

I think it's better you not be with a guy like that. There are better guys out there for you. Keep your hopes up OP and good luck.

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abusch 9

Well it would be a very awkward dinner if you didn't swallow anything.

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onlychildFTW 33

I think it's better you not be with a guy like that. There are better guys out there for you. Keep your hopes up OP and good luck.

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kayteakay 26

I agree. That guy is a piece of shit.

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FangirlingAlways 14

A ton of guys at my school are like this. Way too many girls like them. It's just sad.

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buttcramp 21

totally! A guy should like you for who you are, OP. Any sexual "extras" or "tricks" should be a bonus not a requirement.

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Doritozilla 20

OP I'm sure it won't be long before finding someone who appreciates you for your personality. At least you don't have a crush on this guy (I hope).

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kumarina 35

This guy only wants sex, he won't really care about you, you deserve a lot better!!!

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michaelaranda 28

Well, on the bright side, OP doesn't seem super upset about this. And OP, I applaud you for sticking up for your standards.

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Kuro_Kamen 12

wow, hope she wasn't looking for a relationship.

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padlockd 9

I was going to be worried about Valentine's Day, but I think I'll be fine...

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Haidawg 7

Sorry OP find a man who will treat you better

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bitchimabunnyz33 13

So you spit? nice to know... "writes down on notebook"

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junkman6 22

"Sputters never win." This is a known fact, step your game up OP.

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6FootUnder 11

So you're lesbian? Nice to know... "Writes down on notebook".

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flashback_fml 14

What does sputting have to do with it?

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bitchimabunnyz33 13

I think he meant spitting but im not sure...

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AnOriginalName 19

#43, if you're really going to degrade people like that on the internet, at least get it right. It's "Spitters are quitters."

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junkman6 22

Wow all that over an obvious autocorrect shenanigan. Had to update my iPhone OS. This new one sucks and autocorrects words for no reason. Not to mention the FML app is crashing every few minutes with this OS.

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RadikulRam 16

@#100 No, it's just a typical apple product.

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Genociiide 15

#95 your problem is that you have an iPhone.

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chocolatefrog28 29

An African or a European swallow? Seriously OP, you're better off without a "gem" like that guy. Buy yourself a card/candy/flowers/whatever and go have a good time with your friends instead.

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Ambient25 24

I think it would depend on the airspeed velocity of the swallow.

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AnOriginalName 19

Hold up. I was under the impression that coconuts migrate.

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

What if there were two swallows? then they could carry the weight

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\ 28

How could a five-ounce swallow carry a one-pound coconut?

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Liamj774 36

But African swallows are non migratory

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juststephhere 23

I hope you punched him.

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NiceGuysDoWin 21

Why punch him? Jesus, he may be immature, but resorting to violence for a stupid joke? Good luck with the assault and battery charge, lady.

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NashyzzleTheN 10

#124- looks like someone doesn't know what joking is

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Faff 20

Few people on FML know what joking is.. always so sensitive!

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mccrightp 29

We're NOT sensitive! That's a TERRBLE, TERRIBLE (sob, gurgle, gurgle) thing to say!!!!!!

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Maddiiee3011 13

I don't think Cupid can fix that worthless pile of shit

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Enslaved 36

"But Cupid got me in a chokehold" "ba ba da da, ba ba da da"

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abusch 9

Well it would be a very awkward dinner if you didn't swallow anything.

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alphabetta 23

As was yours. Learn to take a joke, would ya?

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gabygabs 8

the top comment is cute and true, but this made me die laughing

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Breegotcake 14

You don't need to be with a guy like him anyways but kudos for having to courage to ask.

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