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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, I was eating breakfast when my little brother asks, "Mommy, what do you do for a living?" My mom replied, "I'm a headmaster." My dad then goes, "Oh yeah, she is." FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Can you really blame him? It's not often that such a perfect opportunity comes along.

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Joshawott 21

I'm really hoping that there's a follow-up to this story where it turns out the father was simply clarifying the statement in case the brother didn't believe her, with the realisation that OP actually just has a very dirty mind. Either that, or I would have high-fived him for the joke because to be fair, opportunities like that don't come around too often and sometimes, you just gotta whip it out.

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pjsr 32

Whip it out?!?! Bwahahahaha! That definitely would have been an FML

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thejonac 21

for his sake let's hope your little brother doesn't get it

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ragnarok1540 39

Imagine how awkward it would have been had your little brother responded that he also wanted to be a headmaster like mommy dearest ...

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bad_boyfriend 10

Yeah, this is me as a parent

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Eleora 19

Lol He saw his opportunity and he took it. If I were your mom I would have burst out in laughter. Hope she was a good sport about it. P.S. Sorry about your nightmares now, OP. I know when my parents make jokes or something like that, I always cringe. haha

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pjsr 32

A Headmaster is a principal. Finding a wife who is a master at head is a principle to live by.

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Rammer3500 23

This is the most hilarious FML I've ever seen

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