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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, I was eating breakfast when my little brother asks, "Mommy, what do you do for a living?" My mom replied, "I'm a headmaster." My dad then goes, "Oh yeah, she is." FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Can you really blame him? It's not often that such a perfect opportunity comes along.

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acmariner99 25

I find this hilarious... For you I suggest brain bleach.

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fakedsincerity 32

... because that's how little kids refer to their mothers?

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CaroLouWho 10

My condolences that you had to hear that, but I have to give your dad props for seeing a golden opportunity and taking it.

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gracehi 31

I'll never look at Dumbledor the same way again. O.O

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BbyGrrl95 7

JK Rowling admitted that Dumbledore's character was gay...

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Zeromir 2

that is the best. how is this a bad thing?

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eagle99e 4

cmon that's funny af. your life doesn't suck. but that was a golden opportunity

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chewsef 17

This one belongs in the best of FML .

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