Work: Cheeky!

Cheeky!

By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 05:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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By MissSmarts - 14/12/2009 01:27 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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By insomnia - 22/12/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

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By StarDust5921 - 04/10/2016 01:55 - United States - Utica

Today, while working at a bank, I helped a customer who was making a large withdrawal. After I counted out his money, I asked "Do you want the strap on?" After a moment of awkward silence, as I realized how that came out, he smiled and said, "No thanks, I don't need one." and winked. Great. FML

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By Old and Ugly - 23/04/2015 09:04 - United States

Today, at work as a bank teller, an angry customer complained that the payments on his two credit cards had been messed up the previous month, with the wrong amount being credited to each account. I asked if he knew who'd helped him. He said, "Well, it wasn't you - she was younger and prettier!" FML

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By the_captain - 23/06/2009 00:21 - United States

Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML

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Nice try

By fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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It's a match!

By Ren - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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Dragon9597 6

Sunday 3 August 2014 18:38

That is amazing, and terrible at the same time.

forsaken_ones 9

Sunday 3 August 2014 18:39

I would have laughed too if i were in your shoes

Comments

ThePols 11

Monday 4 August 2014 4:42

Lighten up a little. This is hilarious.

Scynistr 20

Monday 4 August 2014 5:32

I think this man may have been my grandfather. Some old people are the best. Not FYL. This is awesome. YDI. Everyone deserves to have someone make their day a little more awesome.

TheVurcle 10

Monday 4 August 2014 5:58

I'd love it if my grandpa was like that

Kaylias 6

Monday 4 August 2014 5:58

Id laugh awesome he had a sense of humor that's hilarious...I'm sure he didn't mean it literally how could he :)

rabid_otaku 29

Monday 4 August 2014 6:05

That's one epic old man.

lolfufun 4

Monday 4 August 2014 6:41

I was in a self check out line which was really long and there was an old, and I mean OLD, couple and the lady stepped out of the line and said "wow it's getting long" and the guy was like "that's what she said"

tbon3r 15

Monday 4 August 2014 8:08

I would have told him to get his mind out of the gutter. and that he's probably to old to have sex anyways ;)

lina21 12

Monday 4 August 2014 8:22

Not gonna lie, that old dude is pretty badass. Sorry you were on the butt end of the joke OP, but it would be awesome if my grandpa was lucid enough to be that cool