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Nice try

By fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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By oops - 18/05/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML

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By Ren - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

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By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

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By CaptMacLeod - 26/01/2016 09:18 - United States - Lancaster

Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do you have an older brother?" FML

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By MissSmarts - 14/12/2009 01:27 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML

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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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Never assume

By em - 03/06/2009 06:50 - United States

Today, I was working and a woman wanted to pay with a credit card. It already had a picture on the card so you don't have to ask for i.d., and just glancing at it. I asked, "Oh, is this your husband's card?" She then replied, "No, that's just me with glasses and short hair." FML

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DemonicAngel151 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:22

FAIL! XD

valuemeal2 1

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:36

YDI, and also, this is a horribly worded and awkwardly written "FML".

Comments

DemonicAngel151 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:22

FAIL! XD

mushoo_fml 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 7:59

If you were ringing her up, don't you already have her number? Why'd she have to give it to you?

pleasetryagain 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:54

Ringing her up means that he was adding up the cost of her purchases on the register.

NathanKett 0

Friday 23 October 2009 2:39

That was an epic pick up line though, good job :)

woosah 16

Saturday 6 November 2010 5:00

you poor bastard

chantellenative 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 22:46

He means at a store . Like a cashier

lolwhat_fml 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:23

FIRST !!!1

NGM_47 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:24

HA!!! That must have been awkward! I wonder how she memorized a card number?

da_funk_masta 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:25

um.. you can find someones card with their telephone number. that is if they say the same number they put the card under.

NGM_47 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:28

OH!! My bad, I thought there was a bar code number that she memorized...not her actual phone number. LOL I feel stupid!

dudeitsdanny 9

Thursday 22 October 2009 3:58

NGM failed, too =D

mystomachurts 3

Thursday 22 October 2009 6:01

Im from New Jersey too and I have a good hunch you work at Shop Rite cause thats quite common there. EEEven if not-- you should be aware of all ur stores common procedures (and for the ppl who will yell- Hes probably NEW! Well anyone at a new job should ask all kinds of questions like-- " What happens if they don't have their club card ON them?" Which is something I would ask... because I have.... brain cells? Yeah. Brain cells.

brand125 17

Wednesday 22 October 2014 5:41

40 - no, you dont

Hydra_fml 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:24

Haven't we heard this FML before?

valuemeal2 1

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:36

YDI, and also, this is a horribly worded and awkwardly written "FML".

Plumppotato 3

Thursday 22 October 2009 23:43

maybe youre not the greatest reader if it took you 10 minutes to decipher that. it makes plenty of sense.

smaginn 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 15:30

I had to re-read it several times to get it. It *is* actually quite strangely written.

NeatNit 32

Tuesday 25 February 2014 16:39

I still don't quite get it. I mean, she offered to tell him get card number so that he can type it into the computer. He thought she wanted to give him her phone number. But why/how would she memorize a shop card number? And some comments above contradict this. I see no other way to interpret this FML but I did have to read it several times and there are comments making no sense out of it and thinking themselves right. Whatever.