auuuhhhh! that made me hurt just reading it! Dx lol

I've always wondered what you do if you get your dick chomped off while getting a bj, seriously, you are at their mercy

AWWWWW YOU CHANGED YOUR PIC!!!! the old "get to the choppa!" was better.

yo what's wrong with my face :) I know I'm not the coolest looking guy around, I just wanted y'all to know what I looks like :D thx for teh compliment tho

thts you? hmm. id say ur. sexy, just to make you happies, but im a dude. not gay.

no no, I know i'm not hot, that's why I work on humor

I second "Scenic's" statement, you are totally sexy. (from what i can see) And I'm a girl so I can say that lol. :)

omg I luv story of the year!! I just went to their concert and it was amazing lol but I'm diggin the new pic!!

lol crazy, I thought you were talking sbout me by my profile name, then I saw band and I'm like o yeh :P they're a dec, but I prefer simple plan, we the kings, and every avenue (if you've heard of them)

lolz. very few people who have seen my username understand what it means. its the most original thing i can think of, and your are very intelligent and pretty, number....uhm...crap... you know who you are.

omg lol that's funny but yeah i've heard of them but sick puppies are definitely the best!!

Story, I've wondered too, and all I could picture was bleeding. Lots and lots of bleeding.

best bands ever are obviously death cab for cutie (:, everclear, radiohead, the shins, and blind pilof. i could go on forever about music. storyoftheyear is a decent band also!

thats kinky. ha ha ha.

haha yea and maybe some "whiped cream" wouldn't hurt

"Advil" would help, too.

wtf lol you dont get it do you?

wtf lol you don't get sarcasm do you?

#49 fail

Oh the irony. doink speaks of not seeing sarcasm, while he himself cannot. Rich.

.......?????? why do I fail? srsly, they were talkng about ****, amd shes just like " Advil" yu kno whut i mean?

i get the sarcasm part, but the way it was stated kind of sounded like you didnt exactly understand what they wre tlking about. but nevermind. sorry.

oo I wish you could pawn teeth! that would be kinda sick.. speaking of pawn shops, I'm gonna have the first pawn shop on wheels just saying....

I will gladly give up my teeth :p

Why? you look beautiful now. besides, you would look old. no chewing. no hard food.

not true. my daughter's abuelita is 87 and has no teeth. That woman can eat corn on the cob. She just sort of gnaws it or something :)

aww thank you Scenic :) n haha that abuelita sounds cool xD I know Ima be gnawing on seeds like a gerbil my whole life :3

Do you have a link to that FML, please?