What?

and failed at an attempt to be funny.

that was funny dude! lol!

If only life were that simple.

34, I just had my wisdom teeth out a couple days ago, and I can tell you, soup would probably be appreciated. Not only is it irritating to chew food with your front teeth, but it's hard to open your mouth wide enough to eat it, because of the swelling.

I read squirrel as squirtle. I then realized my mistake, and am now disappointed at my own nerdiness.

I see what you did there

Umm... Ya, okay. Dumb comment.

Umm... ya, I didn't really ask for your opinion.

And certainly don't crack a joke about storing your nuts in her cheeks for winter..

#6 you can't control your laughter, if something is funny you are going to laugh. I think OP'S girlfriend should stop being so serious and lighten up a bit.

I can get why she is serious but laughter can't hurt her situation

Yes we do. Stop lying to people, you're not even a girl.

Sorry you're perfectly correct I'm not a girl, let me rephrase that. To be politically correct from my own experiences, some girls can be fairly sensitive to remarks or laughter at their expense when during a time when their appearance is out of the ordinary.

that can be said for anybody regardless of gender. the situation and their mood can also change their reaction as well.

#8 pretty sure laughter is used by all ages.

Laughter AT someone's misfortune? Not appropriate...EVER.

I'm laughing at all the downvotes you've gotten

I thought the point of humor WAS to laugh at other's people's misfortunes... Can you tell us a *good* joke where something isn't unfortunate?

Laughing at someone else's misfortune is the entire basis of FML.

Chuckling at something online is one thing, laughing at your hurt girlfriend is something different. He totally deserves to be in the doghouse.

my bf laughed at me when I got my wisdom teeth removed. My mouth was so numb, I kept trying to kiss him but my lips kept parting to the sides. I didn't care that he laughed. It just made me feel better.And my cheeks were huge too! Hell, I was laughing at my own misfortune. Lighten up people, geez.

Self-control and laughter don't mix very well... You look like a choked salmon when you're trying to hold it in.

Or if you want to be sweet tell her she is the cutest chipmunk you've ever seen. Hopefully she will see the humor and also think you're cute. But do this after she has taken pain killers.