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By Username - 10/10/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

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By Does this thought count? - 01/08/2014 00:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my ex-boyfriend surprised me with a gorgeous, giant stuffed tiger as a belated birthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML

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By TheSacredTeddyBear - 31/07/2013 03:06 - United States - Independence

Today, I finally gave away all of the stuffed animals that I've been hoarding for years. Proud, I told my family. They congratulated me by buying me stuffed animals. FML

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By eejit - 21/02/2009 11:52 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML

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By thanks a lot mom - 28/12/2014 06:52 - United States - Sloughhouse

Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML

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By dejected - 28/02/2010 01:32 - United States

Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML

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Nice gesture, or something

By NoTeddies - 21/09/2016 22:48 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear keyring. I had to explain that although many grown women like cuddly toys, I don't. And even if I did, a filthy, soaking wet bear he found in a puddle on the street is not a nice gesture, despite his suggestion I can just wash it in the machine. FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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Sneaky

By Anonymous - 03/02/2014 21:29 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML

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The GOAT

By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2012 19:10 - United States - Clinton

Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML

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hsnorthjonathan 6

Monday 10 October 2011 18:52

Smart boyfriend.

nalia18 8

Monday 10 October 2011 18:50

Wow... Lazzzyyy

Comments

tylersign 11

Monday 10 October 2011 19:03

Tell yourself this: He was planning on giving it to you, but it's cute little eyes were too much for the big guy to handle, he can't just give that away! No? That's not an option?

SnailJamsss 6

Monday 10 October 2011 19:09

He just wants to give it to his other girlfriend.

SkardeyKat 3

Tuesday 11 October 2011 0:18

Lol yeah that's probably exactly right!

puppy23 3

Monday 10 October 2011 19:15

What a jerk o.o

AnagenisisZagus 13

Monday 10 October 2011 19:15

Seems reasonable.

twofirstnames 12

Monday 10 October 2011 19:21

I'd tear up the stuff animal before giving it back

Cloudberry 10

Monday 10 October 2011 19:21

I bet if she had been the one to win it and then kept it, no one would be calling her lazy or cheap for not giving it to her boyfriend. -_-

faithxoxox 1

Monday 10 October 2011 19:26

If he had been holding it all day and she had not specifically said, "Please hold my stuffed animal," and she demanded it back... She would get the same treatment. But I think people expect that the girls want the stuffed animals.

deviable 9

Monday 10 October 2011 20:06

He tricked her into thinking he was giving it to her so she would carry it around for him.

swimandpolochick 0

Monday 10 October 2011 19:22

You just should have kept it or just run over it then hopes that he " enjoys" it

brianjman14 22

Monday 10 October 2011 19:39

Lazy much?

supermankisses 1

Monday 10 October 2011 19:39

Lazy, yes. Cheap, probably not. Since she didn't complain about having to pay for anything, we can all assume that he paid for the entry and game, which is expensive.