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By Username - 10/10/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

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By Does this thought count? - 01/08/2014 00:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my ex-boyfriend surprised me with a gorgeous, giant stuffed tiger as a belated birthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML

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By TheSacredTeddyBear - 31/07/2013 03:06 - United States - Independence

Today, I finally gave away all of the stuffed animals that I've been hoarding for years. Proud, I told my family. They congratulated me by buying me stuffed animals. FML

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By eejit - 21/02/2009 11:52 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML

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By thanks a lot mom - 28/12/2014 06:52 - United States - Sloughhouse

Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML

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By dejected - 28/02/2010 01:32 - United States

Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML

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Nice gesture, or something

By NoTeddies - 21/09/2016 22:48 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear keyring. I had to explain that although many grown women like cuddly toys, I don't. And even if I did, a filthy, soaking wet bear he found in a puddle on the street is not a nice gesture, despite his suggestion I can just wash it in the machine. FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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Sneaky

By Anonymous - 03/02/2014 21:29 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML

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The GOAT

By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2012 19:10 - United States - Clinton

Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML

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hsnorthjonathan 6

Monday 10 October 2011 18:52

Smart boyfriend.

nalia18 8

Monday 10 October 2011 18:50

Wow... Lazzzyyy

Comments

Mourningstar 4

Monday 10 October 2011 21:06

A sign of things to come....RUN!!! Lol! He's like that in bed to I bet

cmayo 3

Monday 10 October 2011 21:07

Yeah, so?

wegetrz 14

Monday 10 October 2011 21:10

Hmm the verdict is still out on this one..ydi IF you gave it back to him and/or fyl IF you kept it but the consequences were DIAR/DIRE! (either will do and i kinda like both for the desired effect :)

loserman67 35

Monday 10 October 2011 21:43

WOW - what a prick. You need to throw it at him, but first show him where to cut the little hole in the crotch, because if he wants any sex, as far as your concerned, he'll be ******* the stuffed animal for a long time.

Airborn0280 18

Monday 10 October 2011 21:43

Did he thank you for holding the prize he won?

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 10 October 2011 21:50

Chivalry in 2011.

sodapopper 6

Monday 10 October 2011 22:03

Yeah, im thinking he's got other plans for that animal... Btw are u sure ur really his girlfriend?? Or the stalker friend who came with his sister....?

RazorbacksHogs13 0

Monday 10 October 2011 22:16

*cough* DOUCH!!!

matt120784 0

Monday 10 October 2011 22:43

Tell him to have fun ******* it because he won't be getting any from you...

CyonideCyns 0

Monday 10 October 2011 22:48

You could use this to your advantage, say you don't dump him, he gets you pregnant, but you do not want the baby, you can simply say it's still yours I just carried it around for you for nine or ten months, like that stuffed animal at Six Flags! Sounds like a viable plan to me :)

blacksswan 10

Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:16

There is a huge difference between a baby and a stuffed animal. why bring a child into this world and throw him around like that stuffed animal will be thrown around soon.